step 1: The duds, a wise man once said you need to dress for success and that even applies to games. but you cant dress like some newb you have to dress like a 133T player, remember the essentials, glasses, hoodie, hat, and your good to go. becoming a walking bill bored for jinxx is proven to increase gaming skills by 67 percent.
step 2: get a awesome name. remember the more x's the better. and also remember your gamer tag must tell people that you are skilled at the game. such as XXmAster X133TX or XpwnageX. remember good gaming starts with a good gaming tag.
step 3: douche baggery. have you ever seen those MLG players and said "jee wizz how can i be like them" well douche baggery is the answer. to become a douche bag like those guys takes years of practice but with today's modern media and commutation it has became much easier. just watch a few episodes of jersey shore, some COD, and constantly chugging energy drinks. don't want to bee off your trash talking skills. (see step 4 for reference) and you will learn the way of the douche bag in no time!
4: insult every one and any one. by pointing out others flaws it makes you seem like your so much more skilled, remember if they ever try to turn the tables on you use the patented 1v1 system. you just have to challenge some one to 1v1 and make them seem like total pussies if they don't. your over confidence will make you seem more skilled and like you have a idea what your doing among your fellow gaming peers.
5) You must let everyone else know how much better you are than all the other players, if someone manages to kill you, they are either hacking or are using "noob tactics" you must tell them of this so that they can learn just how much better you are than them. (i totally didn't steal this one.)
6): and last but not least SKILL, Who needs it! with these other for tips you be just like any other MLG player! skill is for those who lack confidence and cool duds! also don't forget to act like a douche and soon you to will be an MLG player!
step 2: get a awesome name. remember the more x's the better. and also remember your gamer tag must tell people that you are skilled at the game. such as XXmAster X133TX or XpwnageX. remember good gaming starts with a good gaming tag.
step 3: douche baggery. have you ever seen those MLG players and said "jee wizz how can i be like them" well douche baggery is the answer. to become a douche bag like those guys takes years of practice but with today's modern media and commutation it has became much easier. just watch a few episodes of jersey shore, some COD, and constantly chugging energy drinks. don't want to bee off your trash talking skills. (see step 4 for reference) and you will learn the way of the douche bag in no time!
4: insult every one and any one. by pointing out others flaws it makes you seem like your so much more skilled, remember if they ever try to turn the tables on you use the patented 1v1 system. you just have to challenge some one to 1v1 and make them seem like total pussies if they don't. your over confidence will make you seem more skilled and like you have a idea what your doing among your fellow gaming peers.
5) You must let everyone else know how much better you are than all the other players, if someone manages to kill you, they are either hacking or are using "noob tactics" you must tell them of this so that they can learn just how much better you are than them. (i totally didn't steal this one.)
6): and last but not least SKILL, Who needs it! with these other for tips you be just like any other MLG player! skill is for those who lack confidence and cool duds! also don't forget to act like a douche and soon you to will be an MLG player!
