How to Escape

[MasterStratus]

Use your laser-vision to burn a hole through the room.

 

[Captain Kong]

Portal gun

Shoot a portal on ceiling and then another on the floor to fall through it to gain enough momentum until you shoot the floor portal onto the wall and commit suicide? Sounds like a plan.

 

[Zaleznikel]

Who says I want to escape?

 

[MegaBastard]

Do I have a pencil? If so, I draw a door on one of the walls. Always works in cartoons.

The Adventures of Harold and the Purple Crayon <3

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Begin pissing on a wall, eventually after years of urine hitting the wall, enough erosion will occur so that I can squeeze out.

 

[Nexus424]

Obviously just ask to leave. The room will oblige because it is polite and gladly create a door for you.

Either that or

The rocket launcher just outside the window. Just taunt it a little bit and he'll get mad, shoot at you then you'll be free. Course then you have to deal with him

 

[Kriegsherr]

Portal gun

Shoot a portal on ceiling and then another on the floor to fall through it to gain enough momentum until you shoot the floor portal onto the wall and commit suicide? Sounds like a plan.

Works for me

 

[COR 2000]

Call an artillery strike on your position, thus destroying the room and enabling you to just walk out. That, or pronounce that you have to go to the bathroom.

 

[Nomad]

Begin pissing on a wall, eventually after years of urine hitting the wall, enough erosion will occur so that I can squeeze out.

But you'll drown long before that happens.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Call upon your nature friends to bust you out.

 

[JRCB]

FALCON PUNCH!!!

Exactly. It's the most logical way.

How's a portal gun going to work? Where are you going to put the exit portal?

 

[spuddyt]

give the wall the evil eye.



then die, several days later curled up in the fetal position, still giving the evil eye, ready for the next person to enter the room

 

[John Stalvern]

How could I have ended up in the room?

 

[Jenkins]

well you see...

nvm, cant give up my plans hehe... >.>

 

[Captain Kong]

Begin pissing on a wall, eventually after years of urine hitting the wall, enough erosion will occur so that I can squeeze out.

But you'll drown long before that happens.

INCORRECT!
The only way you could possibly urinate for years in an empty room would be to gather up your own urine and drink it all so you could pee it out again (obviously followed by drinking it, then peeing it, then drinking it... etc). This sounds like the most plausible way to escape.

 

[Snowalker]

scream, watch the building crumble.

oh,oh, another one is freeze a section with your freeze power, break it now because its jsut ice

 

[Easykill]

Go in. As in, I'm defining your use of "out" as outside. So, just go inside instead of outside, you have left the room.

By the way, urine is not toxic in the slightest, if it's your own. Don't drink someone else's.

 

[Captain Kong]

INCORRECT!
The only way you could possibly urinate for years in an empty room would be to gather up your own urine and drink it all so you could pee it out again (obviously followed by drinking it, then peeing it, then drinking it... etc). This sounds like the most plausible way to escape.

Except that urine is toxic..

Well then there is a way to commit suicide quickly. Win-win situation!

 

[Avatar Roku]

INCORRECT!
The only way you could possibly urinate for years in an empty room would be to gather up your own urine and drink it all so you could pee it out again (obviously followed by drinking it, then peeing it, then drinking it... etc). This sounds like the most plausible way to escape.

Except that urine is toxic..

Actually, it's sterile right after you get rid of it. It's just an absolute breeding ground for bacteria.

 

[megatron2.0]

bang your head on it 1000 times, then rest for 1 minute and bang it 1000 more times. keep going until the door opens.

Plan B: use my teleportation spell.