How to Escape

[Anarchemitis]

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sv_cheats 1
bind v "noclip"
v

 

[Musical-Wheelchair]

Noclip.

Unless someone scripted the walls to kill on contact...

EDIT:
Neeevermind, Anarchemitis beat me to it.

 

[FalloutJack]

The room is in your own head. If you got in, then you can get out the same way. Mind over matter! That's the key...

 

[TheBXRabbit]

hold left bumper, right bumper, down on both analog stick, then select and start. Either I escape, or I lower my weapon and look a little more badass while I rot in my inescapable room.

 

[SkyTheImmense]

Beat everything you can find up with an arm you're not using, should you have one to spare.

 

[new_age_reject]

Take a board and break it in half put it back together and get out. Because everyone knows two halves makes one hole

I see what you did thar!

Talk to the Old Man at the northern edge of Viridian, and let him catch a Weedle. Then, Fly to Cinnabar and Surf up and down the right edge.
Catch the Missingo then save game.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Actually, it's sterile right after you get rid of it. It's just an absolute breeding ground for bacteria.

I don't understand, what do you mean by sterile. I'm saying urine is poisonous. And it is.

Actually, he's right. But only your own urine isn't poisonous when its sterile. Or 'fresh' shall we say. Plus this plan would fail unless you were given food and drink.

 

[bad rider]

Damn this answer had been ninja'd.

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

I would press Ctrl + Alt + Delete and end the task 'PointlessEndeavor.exe". Honestly, if there is no possible means of escape (which is in your damn question, how the fuck is anyone supposed to escape an inescapable room anyways?) I would probably just resign myself to inevitable death and just amuse myself 'til I starved or died of old age. Honestly, no matter what the afterlife, it's gotta be better than that damn empty room...

 

[mooncalf]

Hold L1+L2+R1+R2+START+SELECT.

Okay, so it's not a Playstation game...

 

[ender214]

Load from the last save point.

 

[coldfrog]

Two obvious answers:

1: Read this [http://www.shigabooks.com/shigabooks/fleep/start.html].

2: Pick up the phone booth [http://www.spatch.net/games/play.cgi?game=putpbad].

 

[Ronwue]

I switch dimensions.

 

[sumanoskae]

Press Ctrl Alt Delete and give the game a bad review

 

[filbertim]

Imagine a detailed fantasy world outside of the room. Devote every waking and sleeping moment to its creation and to your life in it. Studiously forget creating it, and never open your eyes again. You haven't found a way out, but you have escaped.

 

[Mostly Harmless]

Suicide is always an answer. Not the best one, but an answer. Praying might help too.

 

[SinisterDeath]

Ok how do you escape from a room where there is no possible way out? (serious answers not nescesary)

How do you escape a room, if there is no way out. Period, end of question? As in, even if there was a door, it just lead back into the room?

Simple. Death.

 

[101194]

Wait 30 seconds untill the portal opens...

Har Har Har!

 

[deletemeplease107]

FALCON PUNCH!!!

You bastard, you beat me to it!