How to Make Chocolate Milk using a Microwave. The Strange Story Thread

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Zeema

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My Older brother use to tell me the tale how him and his mate 'Dicko' [not his real name...his nickname] anyway. this is what he told me.

'I wanted to make Chocolate Milk so what i did is, i got a Block of Chocolate, shove all the block's into a cup add milk then i put it in the microwave'. Then the microwave was on fire and they put out the fire nothing was damaged the microwave still looked good [surprisingly] and that is the tale of my Chocolate Milk and a Microwave.

So what Strange stories do you have?
 

mionic

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one term, in my class, all of the left-handed boys broke their arms, except for one. we used to joke about him being next and theorizing about a curse and whatnot. guess what happened to him during gym?
 

Trivun

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Ummmmmm, that is simply bizarre. The OP's story, I mean. Anyway, mine is a tale of the supernatural, potentially. My uncle on my mum's side died a few years ago, when I was 12 (I'm 20 now). He was a journalist in Cumbria, but had a house in Birmingham (near where we live and he was raised), and he spent most of his time at his Cumbria newspaper, or travelling around the world (he was a prolific traveller who always said he would never marry until he'd travelled to every country, a feat he nearly managed too, though he did seem to have a lot of girlfriends over the years during his travels...). Well, from his travels his house was filled with all sorts of stuff, and wasn't exactly well-kept, with the front and back gardens being a complete overgrown mess and the house being full of all sorts of random stuff. As my grandmother (his mother) was next-of-kin, when he died she recieved everything and so she put the house on the market since none of us had a use for it. We (my mum, my nan, and me and my brother) went to clean it all and sort out all the stuff my uncle had left behind, some of which ended up decorating our conservatory wall when it was all over and done with (half the items he had, like a machete and a boomerang, have interesting stories of their own, in fact).

Well, part of the job was clearing all the overgrown vegetation from the front of the house, so my mum went to it with a hedge trimmer. She was happily cutting away when she noticed something out the corner of her eye that looked just like my uncle. She stopped and turned around, but there was no-one there. When she looked, however, she noticed she'd almost cut the wire of the hedge trimmer and electrocuted herself. Since then she's always thought that it was her brother's spirit warning her, saving her life.

You want something a bit creepier? Though this is kind of nicer as well for me. That same year, near Christmas, my grandfather also died. We reckon he never really got over his son's death and he had massive health problems near the end of the year, before dying in hospital. Not long after he died, my nan went to the bathroom in her house, only to run out screaming and phoning my mum asking her to come round. Turns out she'd apparently seen my grandfather, her late husband, in the bath. Since then she's been a lot calmer about it, and reckoned that he was simply appearing to her to say "it's alright, everything's fine, I'm doing okay on the other side", as it were. Either way, ever since my uncle and grandfather died, my mum has reported that sometimes when she's been under a lot of stress she's dreamt of them both and they've been telling her in her dreams that everything will be okay and work out alright, and telling her not to worry so much.

Not sure if any of this is true evidence of ghosts or an afterlife, though since I trust my family and I believe myself in something like an afterlife and spirits, I'm inclined to believe this is good evidence on the whole. Of course, I'd like to experience something myself. There've been plenty of times while I've been at university that I've wished my uncle or grandfather's spirit would come to me, even just in a dream, and tell me everything will be alright and give me hope (particularly around exam time :p).
 

mew1234321

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I somehow managed to completely wreck a cooking pot by boiling some water in it.

It was a perfectly good cooking pot, and had worked for boiling water and shit in it before, no problems.

Then, one day, I decide to make some instant noodles, I pour in the water, turn the heat to medium, and when I return, the water is boiling and the bottom of the pot is the charred warped mess.

I can only assume that for reasons unknown to me, Ando Masahashi must have broken into my house and shot magic lightning into my stove to ruin my chances of eating some nice relaxing instant noodles. D:
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Trivun said:
MANG everyone else gets all of these nice ghost stories. All I got is this stupid stereotypical haunty bullshit.
Some kid standing over my bed one night. A bunch of furniture moving around upstairs. Large, ugly bruises from nowhere. Crazy-insane nightmares and then waking up feeling like there's a bunch of hands clutching me.

Actually that last one was pretty terrifying. It just kept happening in that house. You'd think I'd eventually get used to it but my eleven year old brain was dumb and had a propensity to flip out at the slightest provocation.

Anyway I guess that counts as my story. I am too tired to type out some other thing.