How to spend two hours

[Dommyboy]

Have a quick joint than dunk your head in a bucket of cold water, the effects should of left you soon enough.

 

[maffro]

I love how this thread has been subtley hi-jacked from...

"I'm in a state of emotional distress, please offer support" to...

"Here's a list of ways to play Portal!"

 

[carsenere]

so are you single then?????

 

[Vaynes]

so are you single then?????

Are you offering him a shoulder to cry on?

 

[rossatdi]

By my watch he's got 15 minutes left. That's enough time for a stress busting wank (assuming she has to knock on a door or something to gain access).

But there's still time to set up a noose and surprise her with your lifeless body dangling from the light fixture. I'm certainly not condoning suicide but it would certainly be an excellent prank.

 

[carsenere]

no taking the piss lol

i have a heart of stone and never got the whole sympathy thing

 

[carsenere]

By my watch he's got 15 minutes left. That's enough time for a stress busting wank (assuming she has to knock on a door or something to gain access).

But there's still time to set up a noose and surprise her with your lifeless body dangling from the light fixture. I'm certainly not condoning suicide but it would certainly be an excellent prank.

or get a lot of red food couloring and a toy gun ( if her sense of humour is that way inclined)

 

[Fraught]

I know a way how you can spend 2 hours! By reading the comments made in the topic, "How to spend two hours".
As I see, you've filled your time with funny reading.

 

[sicDaniel]

Sooo yep that was quick
she "doesn´t know" if she loves me anymore and needs a "break" to "make up her mind" (I hope you understand what I mean since we had that conversatoin in german and I don´t know if I´m using the right terms here)

So it looks like I´m gonna be single for the first time in five years (2 relationships)
I guess, a proper question in this forum would be, I have an Xbox and a 450MHz PC, what do I play?

 

[Downside]

see you should of took my poem advice...

 

[rossatdi]

Damn man, sorry to hear that. Best antidote is rush out and try and sleep with her best friend/sister as fast as humanly possible (date rape drugs included).

On the other hand being single is not a bad thing. Learn to enjoy life for yourself and go spend time with your friends.

And get drunk tonight, very very very drunk. You'll have a good cry and everything will be fine (except you head).

Also, PC. Nothing screams social distress more than hunched over a keyboard crying.

 

[Vaynes]

Morrowind on either system, a great way to waste many, many hours. If you get the PC version download the better bodies mod, you'll soon forget about your ex.

 

[sicDaniel]

Your Spore penismonszter avatar is quite fitting

 

[Zealot_Guy]

Well...did you die yet? Is she pregnant? How could you? Don't you know what protection is? WEAR A CONDOM!!

 

[Fraught]

Sorry to hear that. What she said kinda sounded directly coming for a movie tbh.

And rossatdi had some good advice. Listen to him, he is a very, very wise man.

 

[notahay]

just do stuff u like too do for me drawing,watching videos ect...

 

[Fraught]

Well...did you die yet? Is she pregnant? How could you? Don't you know what protection is? WEAR A CONDOM!!

Uhuh. Wait, what? I mean, wha..what are you talking about?

 

[Dommyboy]

Well...did you die yet? Is she pregnant? How could you? Don't you know what protection is? WEAR A CONDOM!!

Uhuh. Wait, what? I mean, wha..what are you talking about?

Hes dead, Jim!

 

[rossatdi]

And rossatdi had some good advice. Listen to him, he is a very, very wise man.

I think that may be the first time anyone has ever said that. The drink, cry, hangover route is tried and tested my friend, tried and tested.

 

[sicDaniel]

Perhaps she does the same thing as my first girlfriend. Gets a new partner and becomes accidentally pregnant three months from now.