How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[xmbts]

I know he requires hugs.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I know they're the only on I know that can top me in passed bodily injuries.

 

[xmbts]

I know it's one of the few things I have to distinguish myself.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I know that I'm lucky to have escaped a car accident unhurt.
And that there's a possibility that I've been hospitalized more times than xmbts.

 

[xmbts]

Lets see there was one for the leg, one for the teeth, one for the car, and one for the foot, All except one were only a day in.

The other was 2 months.

 

[xmbts]

I know you're lucky.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Lets see there was one for the leg, one for the teeth, one for the car, and one for the foot, All except one were only a day in.

The other was 2 months.

Two times for asthma, (that more or less have disappeared now), one time for severe stomach pains, all of those several days.
Many (20+) visits to a dentist because of the outstandingly bad enamel I have, including endodontic therapy for one tooth, which is the most painful thing I've been through.
Three sessions, in total at a bit over six hours, of having nerve tissue torn out from the inside of a tooth bit by bit with a tiny file.

 

[cryogeist]

i know stuff
>_>
<_<
*runs*

 

[xmbts]

@Stukov: Damn.

I know...*hugs*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

@xmbts: Hope that you never get an infected root canal. I was under as much anesthetics as they could give me without crossing the safe limit too much, and yet every tiniest shred of soft tissue removed felt worse than the time I got my hand impaled on a shard of glass.

 

[xmbts]

@Stukov: I got a dental filling with no painkillers at all once, but nothing like that. One time I got a tube inserted into each lung and due to thrashing around both were torn out. I was comatose so I didn't feel it.

 

[cryogeist]

I know he is left out

 

[Admiral Stukov]

@Stukov: I got a dental filling with no painkillers at all once, but nothing like that. One time I got a tube inserted into each lung and due to thrashing around both were torn out. I was comatose so I didn't feel it.

I win at pain, you win at physical trauma... yay?

Oh and the middle session, after they were done and did a temporary seal, I got up and immediately faceplanted at the floor. I bet it looked pretty funny.