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Argonian alchemist

Master-level alchemist
May 5, 2011
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However if your looking for a very annoyed panda you are quite close to finding one...

*eyes darken* I could only be more mad if I ended up losing my bamboo, but luckily for me I nev- *looks down* Wha- my bam- where?

RAAAAAWR!!!
 

Argonian alchemist

Master-level alchemist
May 5, 2011
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*Disappears into a cloud of blood red dust and reappears nearby*

This is getting rather tedious. *climbs up tree*

What? I just like it up here... it's comforting.
 

Argonian alchemist

Master-level alchemist
May 5, 2011
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*Dodges, lands back on ground*

Holy balls...!

That was kinda funky, I can't do that. *raises foot* see I can't do- *claws shoot out at darkspectar and new claws grow*

Oh... would you look at that... I can. *grows larger, drools. The drool appears to be blood*

Ever get that... empty feeling? time to feast!
 

Argonian alchemist

Master-level alchemist
May 5, 2011
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Hey, hey! not fair... I'm the animal morph here. No fair! I'm getting very annoyed with your little antics...

*grows even larger, muscles throb and the darkened fur begins to drip with blood*

Do not anger something which you don't understand human! or uh... lion... lion human? luman? Hion? AGH! nevermind...

Point is. You irritate me... The last fool to do that ended up like that! *points to the left at a squeaky hamburger toy* ah, uh wrong one. *points to the right at a half skinned human, still seemingly twitching*

*Evil smile, showing over-sized fangs* Bring it human! I uh mean, ah screw it. You know what I mean!

*lunges forward*
 

Argonian alchemist

Master-level alchemist
May 5, 2011
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*quickly sinks into the ground*

*comes back up behind dark and bites off the cobra headed snake*

UGH! eeew, eh! *spits out blood* that tasted awful...

You are beginning to anger me little one! I say you let me get back to my squeaky toy and perhaps I'll spare your life.
 

Argonian alchemist

Master-level alchemist
May 5, 2011
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*Dark falls back on his knee's, the last 30 seconds replays itself in his head over and over until finally it all becomes clear to him, all this time Jay had dark in a trance, he understands that now. He couldn't possibly of sent jay flying back that far with jays size, dark wakes up and sees jay standing over him*

Oh finally awake are we? Did you end up realizing how the reality you imagined was thinning? How some things seemed utterly illogical?

Yes well, that's what goes through my head all the time. It's how I got this way.

I suggest you stand down, for you know not what you face and do not see the power which stands before you. *jay raises his paw and a bright light engulfs the area*

*dark wakes up alone, he see's jay sitting nearby in his normal panda form chewing on a toy*

*jay winks at dark as to say, "you understand now?". dark's head begins to hurt however the pain quickly fades*

*jay sits up and begins eating bamboo, the crunching of the bamboo brings images of breaking bones into dark's mind*

*The images remain unexplained, jay pays no more attention to dark at this point*
 

Argonian alchemist

Master-level alchemist
May 5, 2011
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*jays looks up for a second at dark... like he's surprised by something, he quickly looks back down and continues eating*

*jay mumbles something underneath the chewing* - "perhaps..."
 

Argonian alchemist

Master-level alchemist
May 5, 2011
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*jays body turns to a thick blood, dripping through darks fingers*

*Jay appears back where he was sitting, however this time he has the dagger that dark had in his mouth*

*dark looks down and see's the dagger is gone out of his hand, another light engulfs him and he wakes up right next to where jay is sitting*

*jay spits the blade out, when it touches the ground it disintegrates* Stop trying child. It is testing my patience.

I can not die, not in YOUR reality, only mine. And your mind cannot handle mine... so it is utterly pointless of you to try.