I know that he's a liar! And delusional on top of that!
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JESUS BLOODY CHRIST, GUYS!
Is a NINJA!
And he agreed to teach me how to be...NINJA!
So I guess in a few months, I'll be like, his best friend and shit. I will probably enter some tournament, and through extremely improbable odds, win and bring him honour, and then we'll run off into the sunset, jumping every step and holding hands.
And laughing giddily, of course.