How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Nouw]

I know I need better work stories T.T

 

[xmbts]

I know my best work story involves a customer screaming at me about how stupid I am.

 

[Nouw]

I know they're not only more experienced but more hardened /.\

 

[Barbas]

I know that's disturbingly ambiguous.

 

[Nouw]

I know they need to harden up :>

 

[Barbas]

I know I'm solid as a rock, thank you!

 

[Nouw]

As a rock aye? ;>

 

[xmbts]

I know he's being all coy.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

As much as I know about programming, very little!

 

[Barbas]

He's from a place with a funny name!

 

[Sacman]

I know he seems to be a fan of borderlands...

 

[Barbas]

I know his eyes aren't alright and he should get that checked out.

 

[xmbts]

I know he's probably some kind of Dracula.

 

[Barbas]

I know they wear that mask on the back of their head to confuse prowling tigers and other flanking enemies.

 

[The Night Angel]

Not much, but I frequently take long breaks from these forums... sorry if I've forgotten you and we actually have spoken before! love your username, Barbas is awesomeness

 

[kailus13]

Nothing at all. If we've talked before, I'm sorry.

 

[Barbas]

I know I've seen him before somewhere. He took down the Hind. Glad to see he wasn't actually dead after all!

EDIT for ninjas: Not much, apart from their occasional involvement in the Games.

 

[Headsprouter]

I know he's actually talking about Kailus's involvement in the annual hair-pulling games, which Barbas hosts.

Xmbts's animated avatar is the one of noodle taken from the DARE music video. Remembered that one when staring blank and bored at the furniture shop opposite me at work, today. I was listening to Gorillaz stuff the night before.

 

[Barbas]

I know their hat is secretly a mortar that fires thoughts dangerous enough to level a city block, with an effective range of approximately 1 mile.

 

[Headsprouter]

I know I may have caused this thread to collapse into a void filled with nothing but utter bollocks.