How will the Human race end? (No zombies allowed)

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That Guy Who Phails said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

(Cookie on offer)
The only place I heard that was in Doctor Who, however it may have been invented else-were.
Very much so, and it's slightly wrong. Keep trying :)
 

Geekosaurus

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Vampires have been corrupting our youth through use of the Twilight films. When they actually reveal their identity we welcome into society with open arms before they turn on us and drink our blood. True story.
 

Jharry5

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

(Cookie on offer)
T.S Eliot, The Hollow Men, if memory serves.

OT: The most likely end would be either nuclear war started over fossil fuels/resources/whatever, or perhaps an asteroid hitting the Earth in however many years.
 

lee1287

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War.

Or we run out of resources. Or Micrsofot takes all humans too a off world minign complex which gets destroyed.
 

Mcupobob

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Amphoteric said:
I think everyone would agree that this planet is better of without us.
Well aren't you the cool hipster that hates the human race, the oh so intelligent man. Way better than the rest of us lowly cretins.

As for the question, I have hope for us going to space. That we won't die out.
 

CharrHawk164

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I reckon the world will end up doing that whole 'designer baby' thing and result in severely mucking up the genepool, causing serious mutations that will eventually kill us all. Alternatively the superpowers will end up creating a super weapon of mass destruction and we will have a similar case of the Cold War but weapons will actually be fired, all because they can't have their own way.
 

Insanum

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America will decide those chinese sons'o bitches are going down, and australia will be like all "WTF mate?"
 

Brawndo

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It would have to be a catastrophic, planet-killing cosmic event like a supernova or an enormous asteroid. Humanity has suffered through countless diseases and climate changes, but we are like cockroaches - some of us WILL survive no matter what, even if it's only 0.0001% of the current population.
 

blankedboy

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In 2012 a giant crystalline penis will float into our solar system and cum lava all over the planet.

We'll evolve into something else and then fail from there.

Insanum said:
America will decide those chinese sons'o bitches are going down, and australia will be like all "WTF mate?"
OH GOD IT'S ZE END OF ZE WORLD NOOOOOOOOOOO

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dorkette1990

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The world will end because no one will reproduce. Scientists have discovered that they can combine the genetics of two female mice and produce viable offspring, but (obviously) the offspring is always female. I think eventually this technology will make it to the human level, and slowly men will die off (as male-female relationships sometimes result in men or women, but female female would always be female, so there are more women being born), and because sexuality isn't a choice (my opinion, anyway), the human race dies off when there are no men and a bunch of straight women who don't want children by other women.
Yup.
 

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I doubt than anything will, unless it's the sun dying thing. We are in many ways, very much like a virus, and one of those ways is that we are damn hard to kill off. I suspect that within the century, war or economic collapse will destroy most of our civilization, throwing us back to the stone age. However, I find it likely that enough of us will survive to continue the race and eventually repopulate. Maybe, if that happens, we will learn not to kill the shit out of the environment and eachother, but i doubt it. vicious cycle anyone? If we ever manage to break the cycle long enough to populate other planets or even solar systems, than it would be almost impossible for our race to go extinct.
 

Xifel

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Disease. Most likely MRSA. It has already started. I give it 40 years until we won't be able to use antibiotics, and then it's survival of the fitest...