How Will The World End ?

[The Lost Big Boss]

Your poet Elliot had it wrong, this is the way the world ends.
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A part from the Cortana letters?

 

[Grayjack]

Someone will be foolish enough to attack a chicken while using stealth(I blame the spy *puts away cloak 'n dagger*), the chickens won't know who the attacker was and therefore destroy everyone and everything.

The world will not end, humans will eventually become extinct though. But eventually the sun will go supernova and destroy our solar system or something like that.

Wasn't our sun too small to go supernova?

I believe that the Sun will cool off and become a white dwarf.

OT: Nuclear war.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

Your poet Elliot had it wrong, this is the way the world ends.
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A part from the Cortana letters?

yes

Yum yum yum yum... wait are those peanuts?! NO YOU HAVE BESTED ME! GAHHHHHH....

 

[silentsentinel]

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I?ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

 

[LGC Pominator]

by the time it does we will be long gone, (in space I mean, not our generation being dead) but anyway on to the stupidness

I vote zombie apocalypse just because it is awesome, failing that I settle for World War 3 (it would be good to be able to at least fight back in the defence of my own country), we eventually would destroy ourselves
Failing that I am going to go with beetles... with hats... beer hats... that ride on cowboys and shoot lasers out of their eyes... and live inside cobra commander's helmet...

 

[Fenwolf2003]

Hope no one has said it but....

Chuck Norris?

 

[Aesir23]

I vote for total Nuclear Annihilation.

The radiation from the various nuclear bombs dropped across the world would then cause the obligatory Zombie apocalypse.

The only survivor? Chuck Norris

 

[quiet_samurai]

When I finally grow tired of you all.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Picture Idiocracy, but with a different ending: People kept getting stupider and stupider until they forgot how to breathe.

 

[whycantibelinus]

The world will not end, humans will eventually become extinct though. But eventually the sun will go supernova and destroy our solar system or something like that.

Agreed.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

The world will be sucked into a passing sun.

When it happens I will be on the top of the world with a huge pair of reins and a cowboy hat shouting, GO ON! GO ON GIRL!! LETS GO OUT WITH A FUCKNORMIOUSLY BIG BANG!!!

 

[TheNinjaInYourCloset]

Dividing By Zero.

The world implodes instantly!

 

[Little Duck]

In the year 2987, after meat has been banned by worldwide vegan goverments, a research document comes out which suggests that plants have feelings too. The world dies as all food products are banned from shelves and we all starve to death.

The research was also wrong.

 

[Greenshoes]

With the realease of world of warcraft 4 in 2031, blizzard is finaly able to make every living human a subscriber, as an effect all non virtual activity seizes to happen, and after 6 years the last human dies of starvation in the middle of a one man pvp raid of New Neo Ogrimmar, merely seconds before he is about to inflict the last wound on the grand niece of Thrall.

 

[Canadaftw]

It will be crushed under hundreds of repeat threads. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.87117#1305275

That was like 11 mounths ago. The world shall end from people complaining about repeat threads when the last thread on the subject was about 11 mounths ago because everyone will launch a nuculear missle at them and end up destroying the whole world by accident.

 

[Tiny116]

One of two ways

1, A very very big Bang (or Crunch if you prefer ;-))

2, Pidgeons will dominate the earth in all their fury!

 

[lauph1tup]

we'll miss a cosmic mortgage payment and god will foreclose on earth