How Will The World End ?

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Zombies, nuclear war, global warming, science medaling with forces it never should have (you know, like what happend in Rapture), the Catholic Church will misinform us out of existence and seince this thread requires at least one retarded, outlandish theory, a 50 foot tall mechanized Alex Mercer who can make his limbs into gigantic BFGs and fires lazor beams out of every orafice of his body.

Awesome...

 

[Grayjack]

Someone will be foolish enough to attack a chicken while using stealth(I blame the spy *puts away cloak 'n dagger*), the chickens won't know who the attacker was and therefore destroy everyone and everything.

The world will not end, humans will eventually become extinct though. But eventually the sun will go supernova and destroy our solar system or something like that.

Wasn't our sun too small to go supernova?

I believe that the Sun will cool off and become a white dwarf.

OT: Nuclear war.

THANK YOU GOD. SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ASTRONOMY.

THE SUN. WILL NOT. SUPERNOVA. What will happen instead is gasses will release from it, causing it to grow, which will in turn destroy the earth at temperatures up to 3000c, then cool off into a white dwarf.

Thank you for acknowledging my Astronomy skillz. It is my favorite subject, after all.

 

[BonsaiK]

Yep thats right Escapist Community, its the question thats on 1 persons lips all over the world...mine. How do you think the world will end ??? Be as crazy and as random as you like !!!!!

The sun will become big enough to swalllow the earth or destroy it somehow. Don't worry, this won't happen for a few billion years. Nothing will happen until then, except lots of idle speculation on internet forums.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

During a three-way between Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Chuck Norris the earth explodes taking the universe with it.

 

[RatRace123]

My old astronomy teacher once told my class that if the earth stopped rotating we'd all be flung east at 700 miles per hour, through buildings (which would most likely also be flung) and the speed would be enough to kill us anyway, so this is how I choose to believe the world ends.

 

[Tamashikiri]

My guess is that the Earth, or at least most of it, will be destroyed during the epic final battle between me and my longtime archnemesis, Fred Phelps. After that, mankind will flee the then-inhabitable Earth and set up colonies on different planets across the universe.

And then, unfortunately, Unicron will eat all of those planets, resulting in mankind's extinction, and we'll be replaced by a race of super-intelligent ball-point pens.

 

[tdp316]

Everyone in the northern hemisphere will jump at the same time unknowingly and change our orbit, sending us Sunward to our doom.

 

[shwnbob]

"The world won't end with a whimper or a bang, but with a discreet, tasteful announcement: 'Bill Rivervale, phone call holding, line two.' Then nothing."-Choke

 

[Jaythulhu]

With one big Bang! and a whimper.

 

[Urgh76]

By Pinnochio saying "my nose will grow"
If it stays the same then he lied so it would grow, but then he'd be telling the truth so it would shrink but he lied so it grow but then it grew so it shrinks but he lied and it grew so he told the truth and shrink and 1...0.100100100101001010101001011001010111100101001010011010101010010001111 *BOOM!!!!!!*

 

[Rigs83]

When the great nose is wiped clean

 

[CloggedDonkey]

global nuclear war between Russia, America, and Britain. That is the only way I can see us all dieing, but on a more random note: power would go out around the world and people would leave their homes in search of n00bs to PWNZORS. and who would be behind it? John Funk.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

Sometime after 2050


cuz video games said so

Nuclear Holocaust


Bold Caps FTL

 

[Bipedal Rug]

In 2012, Bungie announces they will no longer make Halo games.

Society is rapidly plunged into chaos as avid fanboys turn rabid, and begin to turn on those who play for fun, with even worse consequences for those who don't play at all.

By 2013, the world has been ravaged by these fanboys, and only they and Bungie remain. Bungie forms a small rebellion, but to no avail. The world is overcome with prepubescent, rabid Halo obsessors, and hummanity slowly dies out. *nod*

...s'just a small personal theory I have. XP

 

[Blindrooster]

" Not with a bang but a whimper" T.S Eliot anyone?

 

[nikosuave]

"Ruled out the ice capes melting, the ozone leaving, giant meteors becoming crashed into us, or the sun exploding, we're definitly gonna blow ourselves up"
- The End of the World

 

[blankedboy]

It will end once an intelligent post appears on the Escapist Forums.

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

Gotta love the Human ego!

The world will not end with us, it'll be here long after we're gone

 

[Punisher A.J.]

100ft native american indians will beam down from space...in 2012!!!.... you know? election day. BIG ASS american F^.^ over.

 

[RTR]

Chuck Norris and Jesus will team up to kill Satan and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It's a battle that will last 100 years and then the Universe will explode.