How will you handle Santa and your kids?

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Madara XIII

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Skullkid4187 said:
Tell the youngins hes real until theyre around 10-11. Then they ask me i'll tell them said truth.

Me, I'll just tell them about the man (Kris Kringle) who brought about the Legend of Santa Claus and that he died hundreds of years ago. Now for the real meaning of Christmas.... every year..he comes back as a zombie who mangles and eats the flesh of naughty children and then wraps a few of their body parts up in a present and gives it to the good little boys and girls as a warning of what happens when you're naughty...Merry Deathmas....MWHAHAHA
 

Jake the Snake

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zombiejoe said:
Mezmer said:
I'm not religious but I still celebrate Christmas, since its basically just a re-purposed pagan solstice holiday. What to do, what to do...
well this is more about Santa, not the holdiday itself...

D:
I'm trying to decide whether I even think "Santa" is...worth my time? Like do I actually...believe in it? (Well obviously I don't believe in him specifically, but you know what I mean).
 

Lord Doomhammer

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I'd tell them from an early age, that way they can ruin the Christmastimes of their classmates and feast on the tears of a thousand crushed dreams.
 

MrJoyless

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Marter said:
Tell them after they ask me. Until they ask, they don't get to know whether or not Santa exists.

Once they ask, I will tell them the truth.
exactly what i was going to say

dont ever lie but let them keep a little innocence as long as they want until they want to know the real answer.
 

Jedoro

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I make a habit of telling the truth when asked a question, no reason to break that habit for my kids.
 

RatRace123

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I'll keep up the lie until they ask. Then I'll tell them that Santa doesn't exist... and that they're adopted, and their mother is really a man, and their primitive conceptions of life are all fake.
Then I'll tell them to never ask me any questions ever again.
 

Rachel317

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I think that lying to children is horrible...especially when it's basically blackmail so that they'll behave themselves. I'll try to put more time and effort into raising my children to behave well at all times, rather than allow this imaginary toy-bringer to raise them instead.

I think the whole (modern) idea of Santa is too closely tied to materialism and commercialisation for my liking.

I'd tell them not to tell their friends, because how other parents would want to handle the situation is completely up to them, but I don't think I'd pretend Santa was real.

Kids are pretty smart - I realised there was no Santa when my mam told me his reindeer had smashed a plant pot outside. I was suspicious and asked about it; turns out, it was my Granda. But kids will question these things, and I don't necessarily believe they'll turn out "wrong", whether you keep up the Santa charade or not. It's a lovely, magical thing for kids to believe in, but I plan on bringing them up to be Atheists, so I won't perpetuate a "truth", because then they could question other things, and lose trust in their parents.

I MIGHT tell them the Tooth Fairy is real, though...
 

ScarlettRage

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Swarley said:
Hey kiddo, time to let you in on a family secret. Truth is that Santa hasn't existed since Christmas Eve 1994, when my father, your grandfather, thought he was a burglar and beat him to death with a club.

But don't tell your friends, cause then they'll know that your family killed Santa.
this would apply to me too.. but also i would say
and then we put rudolph in the freezer next to bambi...
 

smithy_2045

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If entirely up to me, I wouldn't pretend that Santa existed, but if future-wife wants to I'm fine with going along with it.
 

smearyllama

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You mean the Hogfather?
Of course!
We'll leave a glass of Sherry and some pork pies out for him every Hogswatch eve!

OT: When I have kids, I'm gonna let them believe in him all they want.
Also, I'm not gonna let them eat spaghetti until they're 10, so that I can tale pictures of them eating spaghetti like little gentlemen and ladies.
 

Verp

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I'm not going to have kids, but even if I did have kids, I wouldn't tell them a lie about stuff like this. I remember when I found out that Santa isn't real -- I was very, very disappointed in my parents and everyone involved in this make-believe story. It was a big ***** in the image I had of my parents and siblings and it took a while to forgive them for deceiving me and making me feel like an idiot for believing something like Santa.
 

Littlee300

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Matt_LRR said:
Santa Claus is a symbol of the spirit of giving within all of us.

-m
And him being fat represents what the greedy consumerism he will brings us to?

Just kidding Christmas is awesome.

Edit: On another note my mom once told me Santa died of old age.
My reaction
"Wait.. what? I don't believe, what?! Your lying somehow!"
Edit Edit: I still had a feeling he was fake back then but never look a gift horse in the mouth.
 

Cazza

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I will simply tell them Santa isn't real. Chirstmas isn't a big deal in my family. Well the whole gifts and stuff. We just get together and have lunch. Every generation as a kid thought Santa was a were perv or something when we were younger anyway. I believe I will be doing them a favor.
 

movienut

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We have never gotten huge into the santa thing. I have not brought the kids to see mall santas or anything, so we are pretty laid back. I eventually morph santa from literal to the spirit of giving that infuses all of us and leave it at theat. Two of them are old enough to know the truth and it has not harmed them in any way that I can tell. The youngest will get there soon enough.

Santa still brings gifts for all three though.

One hint, make the best gifts from mom and dad that was the fat jolly jerk doesn't get all the props!