How would a younger "you" view your current self?

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Arakasi

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"Hey you're an atheis- Holy crap, look at that TV! And what, an Xbox360? What the hell is an Xbox360? Ohhh, awesome!"

Probably followed by more serious chats about how I haven't done anything by the age of 18. Pssht, I'm in Uni, give me a break former self.
 

Doitpow

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8 year old self- " you're not a writer? Gross"
10 year old self- "you SMOKED and TOOK DRUGS? Gross"
16 year old self- "you DON'T TAKE DRUGS ANYMORE? Gross"
18 year old self- "you're NOT a politician? Gross"
21 year old self- "you're STILL not a physicist? Gross"
six months ago self- "you STILL haven't cleaned you're room have you?"
 

Shinsei-J

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He would love me, I'd be a god in his eye's.
But then I'd tell him why I'm always lying around and that he's going to be sick for 4 years in high school, he will cry.
I/he will get over that quickly and either not be sad at the fact or fight against it with all his might.
He's/I'm stubborn like that, tell me/him I/he won't be able to do something and I/he work until I/he can.
 

DanielBrown

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Younger me would be awestruck by my hair and facial hair. After that he'd mock me for having a worthless life.

I'd mock him for his bad music taste.
 

ChildishLegacy

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I think they'd be confused. I wanted to go into music up until I was like, 14?
"So, how's the guitar going older self?"
"Well, I've got an offer to study science at Cambridge"
"Dafuq"
"Hellz yeah!"
 

Broady Brio

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"Why arn't you in medical school?! You failed public college?! How?! I got through GCSE's without trying! It can't be that hard! You have no contact with your town friends anymore? What assholes."

Boy, is he in for a shock.
 

NoNameMcgee

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He'd hate me. Because younger me was an idiot and totally different to current me. Still wondering how future me will turn out.

We are both gamers though. That's about the only resemblance left. I guess I'd show him modern games to make him shut up about how much he hates me, and blow his mind.
 

Alcamonic

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"Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm your future."
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Seriously though, I would probably punch my younger self for being a wuss, that'll teach him/me!
 

bulbasaur765

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My younger self would probably be disappointed in his future height (5'5) and lack of a job, but would still be glad that he won't have serious acne problems anymore and will be going to college soon. Mostly I think he will be glad that he has his own laptop to keep him occupied for a while. I think the most awkward part will be his future self showing him MLP:FiM.
 

JackThomson1989

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He would be scared, I'm far taller than anyone expected and a damn site more depressed. Would also think I'm kinda cool for having a Motorbike but would be very surprised at the music I listen to now. Never used to like Folk/Viking metal nor much of Death metal.
 

CommanderL

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We would dislike each other at first with him being a good a big twat but he would respect me for Embracing my nerdiness and having great friends He will also be stoked I am not a virgin he would be disappointed about how I have done nothing with my life
 

Vampire cat

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I used to look so cute in high heels... Now I'm 6 foot tall on my socks X3. I would likely be questioned about what the hell I've been eating to get so much taller, what level I am in Runescape (and I'd disapoint myself A LOT on that one...), how big my CD collection has become (more than doubled!) and why I have such unclean skin...

Well maybe if you too me outside some more, past self! Maybe if we went for some runs every day I wouldn't have such terrible skin and poor stamina! *cries and runs away*
 

Olas

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He'd probably just ask me for money, and to borrow my car. Fuck off bro, your turn will come.
 

neverarine

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how much younger? 5 years younger and I would probably be realy impressed with myself, 10 years younger i'd probably be pretty disgusted with my self (current age 21)
 

Thomas Barnsley

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hed be sad that i gave up my dreams of exterminating the human race to save the planet... goddamn psycho i was.
 

OmniscientOstrich

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I think he'd probably want to deck me, seeing as I currently want to deck me, as well as wanting to deck him and every incarnation of me in existence that I can possibly deck.
 

Shoggoth2588

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Vault101 said:
OOOOHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

[img/]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cn0yZJwe1qia2td.png[/img]

you have a PS3?????

you have a latop with GAMES!!!???

YOU HAVE VIDEO GAME FIGURES!!???

whats mass effect?.....YOU HAVE MASS EFFECT FIGURES!!!
basically this only with slightly different toys. Also...

"WOW! Look at all of those Japanese Comics!"
"They're called Manga 13-year old Shoggoth, speaking of, listen to this:" ~puts on random J-Rock~
"WOAH!"
"I imported these CDs from Japan"
"WOAH!!!"
"these games too"
"IS THAT POKEMON?!"
"Black and White"
"BULLSHIT!"

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Honestly though I think I would be unimpressed by the fact that I work at a Target and am still basically poor. On the other hand, I would tell him about my girlfriend whom I/he would meet online which of course means bondage-on-demand a lifelong companion who loves and respects me no matter what...also when I tell him that she'll be spending as much money on games, new and old, as I do he (that is, I) may just cream my past-pants. Young me may even faint when I tell him about the SNES we reunite with...
 

MasterMasamune

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Younger me would probably be incredibly confused by how I've become far less girly over time. When I was younger, my room had butterflies and flowers plastered all over the walls. Now, my younger self would look at the Linkin Park and Street Fighter posters in my room in utter bewilderment. Additionally, Past Me would fail to understand why I think there are far better anime out there than Pokémon, why I prefer The Big Bang Theory, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and The Legend of Korra over the crap kid-coms and retarded cartoons Disney Channel and Nickelodeon spew out, or why I could not possibly care less about anything on the Billboard Hot 100. She'd probably also stare at me in absolute confusion if I told her I was a homosexual and an atheist (and probably wonder if either of those were actual things. I was a very ignorant child).