How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

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Paksenarrion

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Summerstorm said:
Challenge him to a game. Then choose a grimace duel. Since he has no face.. Mwahahaha... win in the second round for me. (And hope he doesn't kick me in the nuts... or is a perky goth girl (with a face).
I just have to ask...how many have quoted this particular statement and mentioned some sort of sexual innuendo with Death the Perky Goth Girl?

"I'd reap her soul with my scythe, if you know what I mean."
 

Death God

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I'd sell my soul to him. Roam the earth forever but still be at his beck-and-call. Like ghostrider, only I'm not on fire and its not the devil.
 

Talshere

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Die and get brought back.

Get a one of those machines they use when they need to stop a heart for surgery.

In both of these instances you are dead, yet not.
 

iNsAnEHAV0C

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El Poncho said:
Well I have to beat him at a game right?

Well, I will make sure I have something on me everyday which I eventually will stop noticing it's existence and it will say THE GAME. Death will see this, lose the game, I win.
GOD DAMN IT! you made me lose the game! lol
 

Freeze_L

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I believe this shall hold some relevance :)


Science. Really a feat of chemical engineering and a stroke of brilliance, and decades of hard work. Really a simple and elegant approach to much of the issues of ageing. Not a permanent solution but it gives me time to prepare to go all Dickinson on the Reaper!
 

Projo

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Sit down with him and have a long discussion about inconsistencies in Final Destination
 

Chappy

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Well according to the series Supernatural, Death likes Pizza... so go team Pizza bribe ftw I guess.

Really though why worry about death when your still alive.
 
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Aylaine said:
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Christopher Dudgeon said:
Well there's the Question now get on with it!!

Me I don't have to worry since I'm gonna live forever :)
I would have a terminator modeled completely after me, then transfer my memories and my heart over. I win?
There's a much simpler way. Tie his shoelaces together while he's not looking. Works every time.
Only Death that has shoes is the one in Family Guy. ;P
If he wears no shoes, then give him shoes as a peace offering. Then tie his laces together. XD
 

FalloutJack

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Funnily enough, the way to outwit Death is to challenge him to a game for your fate. As I understand it, anyone who wins is not dead. This is, however, very difficult...but you are allowed that chance. And to that credit, I would pick a game that relies more on chance than a strategy game or a game using information as key. Because...he's Death. Death knows things and he's probably very intelligent.

So, given that a game in which he wouldn't have any more chance than I could, I choose Uno. He would have to cheat to gain an advantage. The best I can do: Make it fair and hope for best.
 

FollowUp

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Challenge him to a game of intergalactic Risk. It will take centuries to finish, and in that time no one will die.