How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[Jezzeh]

Unicorn blood.

That is all.

 

[BardAtWork]

I would probably challenge him to a game of chess.

Fischer chess, that is.

 

[sagacious]

Truthfully, seeing Death would come to me as a strange kind of relief, because it would be the most solid evidence I've ever seen for the existence of an afterlife.

On topic: I would tell him he has the wrong address, and point him to one of my enemy's houses. 2 birds with one stone, I get to live in a world with one less douchebag

 

[ayuri]

I would run unless only the blade could kill me then I would grab a lighter hitch a ride on his staff and burn him (or at least his robe).
Or play roshambo challenger goes first.

 

[martin's a madman]

Challenge him to a fiddlin' contest.

He can't be better than the devil, surely.

 

[Wintermute_]

Isn't it customary to have a fiddle contest? wait...

 

[badgersprite]

Oh, that's easy. When the red ring pops up, you just have to send him back to Microsoft to be repaired, don't you?

 

[tehroc]

Propose a game on who can calculate Pi out to the furthest decimal point and tell him to go first. Death either can do math flawlessly or not at all, so either way you'd win or attain psuedo-immortality as he works on the game infinitely.

 

[Logic 0]

I'd challenge him to a first one to die contest.

 

[Contun]

I'd challenge him to a game of limbo. If I win, he becomes my best friend forever. If I lose... well, I'm going to cheat so...

 

[CobraX]

I'll steal his Scythe and stab him in his face with it!

And then I take his job as the Grim Reaper! I see no other possible outcome, it's a brilliant plan!

Brillant, I will now drink draino and wait for death to come to me, Best Job Evar, here I come!

 

[Skorpyo]

"Yo death! Your awesome at your job and all, and imma let you finish, but the plague is the best killer of all time!

Of all time!"

At that point, he would walk away ashamed.

 

[Peteron]

I don't take shit from death. I die when I feel like it. If he tries anything, I will destroy him.

 

[tjcross]

i troll him untill he decides that i'd be even more annoying in death and let me live forever. and if that doesn't work i'll just ask for a desk job in his company and then take over it and fire his ass and then i will become death wait if i were death then wouldn't i have to be dead so nevermind that i'd make my best friend death

 

[randomsix]

Ask him: "If I asked you to let me go, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"

 

[MorsePacific]

Challenge him to do a grindy thingy on that rail and watch him explode.

 

[tjcross]

Challenge him to a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!!!

nevermind what i said THIS i even have a chaos duel disk to play him with