How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[Sacman]

The same way Dante did... Nothing wittier than a scythe to the face...

 

[Gorog2]

I would just hit the restart button........ Crap I'm not a video game.

O.K, I would Disguize myself as Deaths Dad and ground him. That would work right... right.

 

[AquaAscension]

Like This

 

[Criquefreak]

Asked death about why I'm still around many times. He keeps getting called back to work every time.

Could just be that whole escorting the dead to the after-life thing, don't know a lot of people who favor the idea of having me tag along with them anywhere. Either that or death really doesn't like me and gets a sadistic laugh out of having me live forever.

 

[Pegghead]

Everyone knows that death can't win at hungry hungry hippos, it's like scientific fact or something.

 

[Flunk]

You can't, you're going to die.

 

[Christopher Dudgeon]

Hmm... By forcing him to watch Twilight.

I Think We Have A WINNER!!! lol

keep it up guys these are hilarious!!!

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Show him this song.


It will be so both topical and awesome that he'd let me go just for showing him it.

 

[cahtush]

simply say "chuck norris"

 

[the fake]

with a knife a gun and some rope ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

 

[blxtnsq]

Kick him in the nads.

And hope he's not voiced by Christopher Lee.

(Two references for the price of one!)

Ooh!
Rimmer from Red Dwarf and the grim reaper from The Colour Of Magic?
I didn't google so I could be WAY off.

 

[Betancore]

"If you take me, I'll kill myself."
Or something not very witty and useless like that. I think I'd just take his hand and skip along to my afterlife merrily. Not too fond of staying behind in the world of the living.

 

[ultimateownage]

Turn into Bill and Ted.

 

[tomtom94]

Kick him in the nads.

And hope he's not voiced by Christopher Lee.

(Two references for the price of one!)

Ooh!
Rimmer from Red Dwarf and the grim reaper from The Colour Of Magic?
I didn't google so I could be WAY off.

Very good, very good indeed.

Go get yourself a cookie. (laziness is a virtue!)
Same goes for anyone else who got it.

 

[blackguard89]

Well I'd ask it to try and take the sould ingame of a wow player......
CUz that can't happen theyll just runn around and ress themselves....
Death would be so pissed that it would cheat to make the corpse dissapear, and then....It would get Banned >.
EPic win for everyone
Just kidding.
I'd probably wait for it in a dark room.......And when it opens the door id be all like:
"Hello I've been......Expecting you"
or maybe
"Why don't you have a seat over there please...." (for those of you that don't know already just google Chris Hansen and his show)

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

by smashing him with a space whale

[sub]god, this Space Whale joke is going to get old fast won't it?[/sub]

 

[monkey_man]

make death see 4chan.
the sucker wont know what's coming >

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Calvinball.

If death always wins in the end, then I shall STALEMATE HIM FOR ETERNITY!