How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[fgdfgdgd]

I'd beat him in a game of card for my life, simple as that, infact i believe in some folke lore you can challange death to a game of your choice for your life.

 

[blackguard89]

I dunno if you could do anything....I mean it's death we're talking about.
Probably have ...a......cup............of.......TEAAAA.....
=))

 

[smithy_2045]

Become his protege?

 

[Reaper195]

Ask for his job. Pretty sure death is tired of people trying to outwit him.

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[smeghead25]

LIKE THIS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifaw07fuU00&feature=related

hahaha i love red dwarf

Good news then my friend. Apparently filming of two brand new series (series 10 and 11) could be beginning in january

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

I won't - not witty enough. But I'm sure some other escapists are

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Challenge him to a rapier duel.
I can use a rapier quite well.

 

[Communist partisan]

Like this:

 

[John the Gamer]

I'd clone myself and transfer all my memories etc. to the clone. So even if I die, "I" will still live on. I'm willing to make that sacrifice for the advancement of "Me".

 

[Joshroom]

Wear a sign around my neck saying "I am definetly not not the Josh your looking for. Maybe". Then while he's confused, leg it.
Hey, could work.

 

[freakyalex]

I'd convince him he was a figment of my imagination, then tell him he wasn't real. If the shock doesn't take him out, then the relief of still existing will earn me his eternal gratitude.

Plan B involves chess, obviously.

 

[Baskerville]

Challenge him to a game of roshambo..

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'll commit suicide as he comes to take me.

See, that's rather counter-productive.

But he doesn't get the points for the kill.

 

[Ampersand]

I guess i'd have to go Dante Alighieri on his ass.
Or challenge him to a game of twister.

what if he like....pulls his foot off and places it down...isnt that kinda winning?

Yeah but eventually both his hands would be on the mat and he wouldn't be able to pick it up again.

 

[TheRealCJ]

I'll commit suicide as he comes to take me.

See, that's rather counter-productive.

But he doesn't get the points for the kill.

I'm not sure hes actually interested in HOW you die, as long as you die. I seriously doubt he works on commission.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I'd offer to become his appertience.

Or i'd challenge him to DBZ trivia.

wait, better yet, I'' show him 4chan.

 

[Koeryn]

Keep a loaded pistol ready...

(Incarnations of Immortality: On a Pale Horse reference. A woot for Piers Anthony.)

I was just thinking that actually.

Honestly? Fuck it. I'll go with him.

 

[tehbeard]

like so.

Courtesy of XKCD