How would you check to see if someone wasn't human at all?

[Akytalusia]

meh, i'm uninterested in wether a person is a human or an other, as long as they behave.

 

[Cenequus]

Make them sing this:

And I'm deffinetly human since I can't dance for shit.

OT: Toy Story 3 was pretty lame
I watched that chimp video and I feel somehow stupider.

 

[AbstractStream]

Check their bottom eyelid! If there happens to be a dot or more than one dot then they are cloooones!
...Wait. Do clones count?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd show them this video.


If they don't smile, then something's wrong.

Very wrong.

That made me want to destroy humanity. If anyone likes that they are either morons or retarded. Or maybe very drunk or high.

That's a no then?

[sub]Must make note. Heimir: not human.[/sub]

 

[King of the Sandbox]

I'd be all, "So, that Water Temple was pretty sweet, amirite?"

Then I'd pounce when they agreed.

 

[Xaio30]

I'd ask them "What can change the nature of a man?"

Depending of the answer, I may be willed out of existence.

 

[Watchmacallit]

I've watched enough movies based on scientific research and fact to know that if you suspect anyone of not being human, you shoot it in the head and then dismember it. Throw it into acid or a skin devouring pit of bacteria and then bag whatever is left, tie a few cinder blocks to it and drop it in the river next to Manhattan...

You know, so it can come back pissed and f*** up some Americans and leave the rest of the world alone.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Spoiler

Did you cry when you saw this?

 

[ciancon]

"You're in a desert and you come across a turtle on its back...."

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Check their DNA? Either that, or show them something sad/funny and see if they react...

 

[Smokej]

a standard witch-hunt trial, if they die they were decent human beings, if they survive the ordeals you have to kill them anyways because they aren't human at all...

 

[Von Strimmer]

Shotgun to the face. That is all.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Simply ask them this question:

 

[Erana]

Ask them nicely?

I mean, really. On a planet like this, not being human is something kinda personal. If they didn't want to talk about it or share with me, then its not my business.

 

[kebab4you]

Me, I'd get them to watch Toy Story 3. If they didn't cry or be at all moved by that film (yeah, I just saw it. How did you guess?) then they have no soul and are either undead, a robot, or both.

I could be a robot or undead? Awesome!

I would make them will in a captcha to see if they was human.

 

[Simskiller]

I'd show them this video.


If they don't smile, then something's wrong.

Very wrong.

Yeah didn't smile, wasn't impressed (It's japan they can do better), and was kind of annoyed at the song.

Captcha: kg/m dintrin Kilograms per meter dintrin? captcha is doing SCIENCE?

 

[Bran1470]

poke them with a stick until something happens?

 

[TheMann]

"You're in a desert and you come across a turtle on its back...."

Fist bump for that reference...

By examining their deoxyribonucleic acid helicase. Um... duh?

 

[Nulmas]

Easy: The Voight-Kampff test

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbS_dxHbfA&feature=related

EDIT: Just noticed I've been ninja'ed in a subtle way

 

[Kodachi]

Asimov's Laws of Robotics used in tandem with checking to see if rotting flesh is on the floor. Covers all the bases I think.