How would you check to see if someone wasn't human at all?

[thecoreyhlltt]

CUT THAT MOFO OPEN SAMURAI STYLE!!!!!

 

[CrashBang]

Asimov's 3 laws of robotics? Or the (flawed) test they use in Bladerunner? Or tell them you love them and give them a great big huggy-wuggy!

 

[FalloutJack]

Much as it pains me to say so, I think only a human being would get a kick about discussing memes.

 

[Blue2]

If they did not run in pain after I showed clips of Justin bieber, Rebecca black and Twilight, They are not human

 

[Saulkar]

Bend over. *Snaps Glove*

This is called a prostate exam, I need to check your prostate.
Yes this is quite normal among us humans.

 

[Epicspoon]

Check their bottom eyelid! If there happens to be a dot or more than one dot then they are cloooones!
...Wait. Do clones count?

I get the reference. but I forgot the name of the movie.

 

[Epicspoon]

"Jersey Shore is a great show right?"

If they respond yes, even if they are human, kill it!

but if they're a normal human then they'll kill you before answering.

 

[AbstractStream]

Check their bottom eyelid! If there happens to be a dot or more than one dot then they are cloooones!
...Wait. Do clones count?

I get the reference. but I forgot the name of the movie.

The 6th Day, with Arnie as the main man.