How would YOU contain the zombie apocalypse?

[Fniff]

Say, your country was hit by a zombie attack. You are tasked to take care of it, with anything you need. What do you do?

Me?

Kill anyone who is infected, no exceptions. Burn the bodies. If this can't be done, because there is no symptoms to detect, just bomb the place.

 

[flaming_squirrel]

Fire, and lots of it.

Edit: Y'know what, scrap that, lots of water instead.

 

[Nick Bounty]

Not another one. Please why? Why zombie threads?.

And no anything but fire to a zombie. Do you really want the burning undead running at you. Headshot and that's it.

 

[Nincompoop]

well

I'd order an evac. Simple... Done... The Faroe Islands are so isolated that it would be the end of it. A few years later and the zombies would have had starved.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Nuke/bombs.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

Say, your country was hit by a zombie attack. You are tasked to take care of it, with anything you need. What do you do?

I'd take the funding they gave me and bugger off to Canada.

 

[Fniff]

Not another one. Please why? Why zombie threads?.

And no anything but fire to a zombie. Do you really want the burning undead running at you. Headshot and that's it.

My sentiments exactly. They've been done too much and they've really been killed for me. Shame I once liked them.

Be thankful I didn't say "LOLZ, WHAT IS YOUR ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLANZ!?"

 

[Instant K4rma]

Shotgun Diplomacy. Arm up EVERYONE that still has a pulse and start throwing lead.

 

[Radeonx]

Steal Neonbob's nukes and nuke everything.

 

[ThePirateMan]

First: Shoot all that you know have the decease in the head with a shotgun.

Second: Pile 'em all up, drive them out into the sea and burn the bodies, then the ship.

Third: If there are still people becoming zombies, nuke and bomb the entire place.

Fourth: Rebuild.

 

[De Ronneman]

Uhm, what's left to do? Push the "Nuke 'em all" button while sadly whiping away a tear for your fallen family and friends.

Luckily the death of your p.e. teacher and anoying neighbourhood bully makes up for it all.

 

[Virus0015]

Give em all paper cuts, lots and lots of paper cuts.

 

[Nick Bounty]

Steal Neonbob's nukes and nuke everything.

Neonbob hides his Nukes in France doesn't he?

 

[dragonslayer32]

baseball bat...

 

[Cargando]

Contain? Well... maybe I'd pretend to, send in some SAS to showily kill a few, but capture most, transport them in cages to various abandonded buildings in all the major towns and cities in Britain, then when out of the country, release them all using remote-detonated exploding bolts.

Perfect.

 

[Fniff]

Be thankful I didn't say "LOLZ, WHAT IS YOUR ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLANZ!?"

You did.

I have no plan cause it could never happen. EVER. Specualtion about is retarded and frankly you should be pummelled for wasting everyones bandwidth.

No I didn't, I asked if you were asked to help contain it, not survive it.

Please don't start a flame war.

 

[comadorcrack]

Probably Die...