How would YOU contain the zombie apocalypse?

[Danpascooch]

Send killbots into the infected areas. Sure, they have aboot a 10% chance of malfunctioning and trying to kill all living humans, but killbots are so cool.

But killbots have a preset kill limit, and after they reach that limit they shut down, what if the zombies sent wave after wave of their own men at them until they reached their kill limit and shut down?

(10 points if you name the reference)

Futurama, however i get the feeling i won't be able to spend these points...

Anyway, what I would do is set lots of traps... like lots of bear traps and barbwire and the such. get lots of guns set up castles and the like. Also, weapons would only be entrusted to those who will not kill me or anyone helping me, (teamkilling tards) thats about it.

Barbed wire won't stop zombies as they don't feel pain, it would only restrict your own movement. Also, bear traps would only cause them to lose a feet which might actually be MORE dangerous as they may start crawling along on the ground because they can't use their legs and be harder to see until they already bit your ankles and infected you

 

[Danpascooch]

Send killbots into the infected areas. Sure, they have aboot a 10% chance of malfunctioning and trying to kill all living humans, but killbots are so cool.

But killbots have a preset kill limit, and after they reach that limit they shut down, what if the zombies sent wave after wave of their own men at them until they reached their kill limit and shut down?

(10 points if you name the reference)

Zapp Brannigan from Futurama. I'll collect those ten points now

Great, you now have ten points

 

[El Poncho]

Burn it to the ground, wait...no I would still burn it to the ground.

 

[Jedoro]

1) Seal off the area with concrete walls

2) Have Army and Marines stationed all over the wall

3) Send Rangers, Force Recon, SEALs, Delta Force, and anyone else from SOC that I'm forgetting
-Mission to kill zombies, restrain civilians for helicopter evac. Capture zombies optional
-Rescued sent to quarantine for three days, individual cells
-Zombies kept for study under heavy guard (i.e. two soldiers with rifles aimed at it at all times)
-Immune civilians (infected but not turning) kept for study under good conditions (outside contact, treated well, etc.)

4) Once all civilians and zombies are removed, disinfect the area (virus cure, flamethrowers, whatever works)

 

[WestMountain]

We all know that it is impossible to contain the spread of a zombie virus without nuclear bombs so why bother with evacs, just nuke the place before all humans in the world dies.. Besides Madagascar ofc

 

[Plurralbles]

I'd just move to jamaica and close my port.

If that fails to go over well, I have a part plan:

Save myself

Nuke the epicenter of the infection

Send in guys with radiation suits to finish off whatever zombies might be left on the fringes.

Profit

 

[I Resurection I]

Anything you say......us the tax payers money to hire a scientist to find a cure than hire the worlds greatest trap hunter to capture all the zombies, than hire a docter to administer the cure and some guy to help restrain the zombies, prefferably some one who doesn't mind being bit.

 

[darkless]

Wall it off and drop a fuel air bomb on there heads it's the only way to be sure.