How would you disguise your TARDIS/Time Machine?

[War Penguin]

Myself. I just want to see how confusing that would be to some people.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd change my time-machine into a nice-looking but not head-turning car (preferably Mustang) that has an engine that is indestructible, runs on air, is easy to control, and can fly. You know, nothing fancy.

 

[the1ultimate]

I'd change it into a pencilcase which I could carry with me.

That would prevent people stealing it quite so much, and I could use it as portable storage as well.

 

[DAMG]

I'd make it into an iPhone app, so if I were to ever make any drunken calls, I could simply undo them and get that much closer to rooting my seed, instead of getting weird looks at the next party.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I'd hide it as my watch. See time and control time in one little device on my wrist.

 

[The Rockerfly]

a shadow, hidden completely in the night and look like a portable doom fortress in the day

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd hide it as my watch. See time and control time in one little device on my wrist.

yes. but as a pocket watch.

 

[Imat]

A house...It's smaller on the inside!

 

[titanium turtle]

a giant box with a neon sign saying

"GET THE F**K AWAY"
then people will avoid it

 

[hamster mk 4]

A generic looking tree, with that 2d camera trick where you walk behind it and disapear.

 

[Macgyvercas]

First off, the TARDIS has a perception filter (at least it does when it's working properly) so you can't see it unless you're looking for it. Thought I'd clear that bit up.

Second, I'd want the 1950's police call box design (Yes I'm boring, and the Docter's TARDIS only looks like that because the Chameleon Circuit is broken and he stopped trying to fix it.)

 

[Flamezdudes]

A ring. LOL.
I put it on, i get teleported to my super space time travel machine and i'm good to go.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

a door with a frame, you could only enter from 1 side and could be parked discretely against any wall

 

[esperandote]

a bed or a couch

 

[Squarez]

I'd just have a phone box, it's practically the same, but red.

 

[Code Monkey]

I would have a pair of Dr.Insano goggles.

Using the powers of SCIENCE

 

[El Poncho]

A suit or a Hat , yes thats it a top hat.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

A tardis has a chameleon circuit, disguising it as a common object from the particular period of time you are travelling to.

So yeah....

 

[FightThePower]

Chameleon Circuit is the obvious answer...