How would you disguise your TARDIS/Time Machine?

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

An old mobile phone or an old pocket watch. The phone is unlikely to get stolen due to it's age and the pocket watch will be inconspicious and probably attached to my pockets via chain.

 

[megapenguinx]

Most likely a couch since I'd keep it at home when not in use and the circuit would blend it into my living room. Then when I'd take it around it'd disguise itself to where ever it dragged me along. So I guess I'd really not have a choice on what it'd be.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Disguise it as a crappy looking wrist watch

 

[WafflesandBacon]

a dog no one would know

 

[PurpleRain]

I'd destroy it. Roll it down a hill with explosives or take it apart with a crowbar. I don't think I need that kind of technology when I'm digging the present.

 

[Robert632]

i would hide it in a bird that costantly flies (my time machine can fly, can yours.).

 

[Daveman]

a sombrero, I would be like a cameleon I'd blend in so well...

 

[Aqualung]

Ah, that's funny! I was just watching Doctor Who and thought of this very question.

And my answer? Definitely this:

Spoiler: Best way to keep someone from using my TARDIS.

 

[Supernaut565]

A card board box with dirty clothes written on the side no one would touch it.

 

[Motti]

a sandwich. The only problems there would be my time machine getting mouldy and someone eating it, but one cancels out the other.

 

[Insanum]

A lamppost, Just to confuse the shit out of everyone when they see someone walk past a lamppost and *poof* Gone.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

As a brain-controlled microchip implant.

 

[Ironic]

Just a door.

Spoiler

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Spoiler

Something like this.