How Would You End the World?

[wewontdie11]

With my moon based gerbil powered death ray of course.

Except then I'd be on the moon with nothing for it to orbit around... oops

 

[Dugarel]

I would wish for the start of world war 3. And if that didn't do the job I would wish for several orbital stations armed with nuclear weapons to finish off whatever survives. I would also record all of it on video and leave it as the only remaining record of humanity. And on this record would be a simple, easy to translate inscription that would simply state "Ya, we fucked up, but it was awsome!"

 

[ShotgunShaman]

every ten second, one person in every country will dissapear with a comical "pop!" until everyone is gone. And all non-biodegradables will turn into previously-extinct animals, restoring the earth to the state it was right before humans started evolving.

 

[Stickynote74]

Huge solar flare, it would kill everything on the planet instantly, nothing would survive, and billions of years later, the sun would expand swallowing the earth whole. (Yes I know if you've seen the movie "Knowing" you'll know what I'm talking about.)

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

Cthulhu

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

every ten second, one person in every country will dissapear with a comical "pop!" until everyone is gone. And all non-biodegradables will turn into previously-extinct animals, restoring the earth to the state it was right before humans started evolving.

I literally lol'd at the "pop".

I was kind of thinking along the same lines, except everything suddenly stops at once. One second, you're sitting on the couch playing some CoD4, and the next, the worl

 

[hem dazon 90]

I think the rapture would be neat. The righteous and most vocal and annoying religious-nuts ascend to heaven.
The most wicked and vocal antitheists and degenerates descend to hell
Then the 'meek' (IE People who keep their beliefs to themselves and/or aren?t dicks about it) get to stay behind while we watch angles and devils battle it out. I'm fairly certain that when some of them land on earth they would take up the use of earth based weaponry too, imagine little Cherubs flitting around Balrogs while peppering them with their golden ak-47's.

we the meek get the better end of the deal


rightious- boring heavan

evil- pain

meek- kickass battle

meek wins

 

[hem dazon 90]

Cthulhu

rip off!

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

Cthulhu

rip off!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

[farmerboy219]

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

have u been watching Children of men. lol

 

[Lazy Kitty]

First the wish would be for me to get full control of a console, like in games, but then for this universe/world then maybe I'll play around with godmode and noclip a bit. Eventually I'll get bored and use /killserver, if I haven't ended it any other way by then

 

[Blanks]

Sephiroth-style, Summon a meteor to crash into the earth

 

[Svenparty]

I would make it end due to people not having children thus no need to worry about our futures and everyone would just do their own thing.

(Mind you I'm sure they would still make us have Jobs etc)

 

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

Everyones farts turn into deadly killer gas, hence i would kill anyone within a 5 mile range

That or some kind of holy alien war (halo kind)

 

[Clirck]

All heavy metal bands start to play one song and awesomness of it will blow up the world.

 

[Nargleblarg]

make chuck norris finally snap and destroy orphanages =)

 

[Nukey]

a zombie attack, not the fast athletic zombies but the slow limping ones at least it would be fun for anyone smart enough to get in an SUV and splatter the undead, also i own a katana and most my friends have access to weapons ranging from swords, bows, rifles, pistols and shotguns so it would more like target practice for us. so when we finish off the undead we can reclaim the world for ourselves and i can be crowned king a lead the world into a new age of prosperity and peace

 

[similar.squirrel]

A 100%contagious, airborne virus that prompts a build up of happymaking hormones and releases them at the moment of death.
That way, everybody would die smiling. And the environment would remain intact.