How Would You End the World?

Recommended Videos

electric_warrior

New member
Oct 5, 2008
1,721
0
0
i would travel back in time and attend a hendrix concert, the rift cuased int he space time continuum by my doing things before my birth that prevent my birth would cause a rip in the space time continuum and end evrything.
but at leat i'd get to see hendrix live
 

quiet_samurai

New member
Apr 24, 2009
3,897
0
0
Who really wants the human race to end seriously? Not I, sure we are terrible and selfish, we consume everything in our path and ruin the ecosystem, but I believe that is our purpose. I think if humanity ever expands among the stars and finds other planets we will do the same thing there. We will be the invading aliens that strikes fear into the primitive minds of other species. So embrace it my friends and go cut down a tree.
 

Booze Zombie

New member
Dec 8, 2007
7,416
0
0
With all of humanity leaving on rockets so powerful, that the engines destroy our planet when we lift off.

Then we find an alien world and mate with everything that looks humanoid. Bow-chica-w-...
 

IamSARAhearMYgrr

New member
Apr 24, 2009
73
0
0
I would definitely have to pull out the random purple hippoes of doom along with some flying destruction broccoli... it would be fun!
 

Unstoppable Wall

New member
May 12, 2009
256
0
0
I wouldnt end the world so much as i would purify it, you may say well oh you mean kill all the bad people right? no. thats not what i mean. "then what could you possibly mean?" you might say, well its simple to explain, everyone has good in them, everyone, you reading this, the next person to read it, and the next person, ect., ect., its just the way of things, back to topic, now if it were possible i would bring this good in all people out and make it stay rather then happening in glorious blazes.

That being said, if i had to end it, i would do it quickly, just couldnt take hurting the ones i love
 

MrSnugglesworth

Into the Wild Green Snuggle
Jan 15, 2009
3,232
0
0
I would make disease. It would infect one person, then that one person would infect two. then those two people would infect 6, then those 6 people would infect 24, and so on.
 

WendelI

New member
Jan 7, 2009
332
0
0
I was thinking something slow and painful like a massive solar shield. people would die of hunger and desperate over the lack of light. Beautiful. Yeah I know I'm sick.
 

zoozilla

New member
Dec 3, 2007
959
0
0
Personally, I think it would be quite interesting if Earth were sucked into a black hole.
 

Vaevictusbiyatch

New member
May 20, 2009
18
0
0
I'd just fail to stop that nuke going off tomorrow...

Just kidding: feed a Trident nuclear sub with the strengthened liar/Russell paradox and see if anything interesting happens.
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

Not quite Cthulhu
May 25, 2009
2,973
0
0
RedMenace said:
"Can I have some Exterminatus bio-weapons from Warhammer 40k please?"
Damn you, that was my idea. But dont forget the firebomb follow up. Virus bombs, followed by fire bombs=dead planet but not really because that didnt really work out to well for Horus on Istavan III and he ended up getting his gay arse kicked by Loken and the Tarvitz and that was a totally cool book but fulgrim and descent of angels totally ballsed up the horus heresy series for me because they sucked.Anyway, i got completely off topic so how about i just get a big knife and start cuting throats. That would be fun, lets do that.
 

RagnorakTres

New member
Feb 10, 2009
1,869
0
0
Step one: Build giant hyper-advanced weapons platform/starship in space, complete with accommodations for 144 million people and two of every type of animal except mosquitoes (If someone can come up with a reason for the existence of mosquitoes, tell me and I'll include them. If there are any other animals you'd like to see gone, tell me.). Main weapon will be a high-powered terraform laser, capable of punching through a planets crust.

Step two: Retrieve 144 million decent people from countries around the world, with a balance of specialties (including chefs, soldiers, computer geeks, leaders, university professors, etc., etc.) and a female:male ratio of 2:1. Population of the Escapist will be first chosen; they also have final say in who goes and who doesn't as a voting body.

Step three: Retrieve breeding pairs of every type of animal (except mosquitoes) and two of every type of plant.

Step four: Retrieve contents of every museum on the face of the planet.

Step five: Retrieve contents of every influential science center.

Step six: Dump contents of Internet to AI's memory banks; hope it is immune to 4chan.

Step seven: Locate position of largest natural gas field, target laser, fire and forget.

Step eight: Locate new planet with atmosphere similar to Earth's.

Step nine-a: Sentient life present: continue search.
Step nine-b: No sentient life present: terraform section of largest continent to accommodate new population, leaving majority of world to it's own devices.

Step ten: Deposit one-third of population on terraformed area with communications array, move on. Repeat from step eight.
 

Tim Buck II

New member
May 22, 2009
181
0
0
Internet Kraken said:
Inverse Skies said:
danskrobut said:
too bad it doesn't matter we're all going to die from swine flu anyways
No we're not...

I would end the Earth the way its meant to end, when our sun expands as it starts fusing helium in its core rather than hydrogen. By that stage humanity will be far far away amongst the stars somewhere so it doesn't matter that Earth has been destroyed.
I don't know about that. Normally I'm not very attached to anything, however I find Earth to be very special. It's our home, our planet of origin. Yeah there might be dozens of planets that support life out in the big galaxy but none would be as important to humans as Earth.

If I ever did live long enough to see the sun destroy the Earth I would be heart broken, even if it is a natural process.
Same here. I WILL live long enough to see the sun go BOOM!!!*

To contribute...

Two words: Black Materia.** And to survive... Three words: Rapid cellular regeneration.*

*I hope.

EDIT: I would also save all creatures except for mosquitoes and most humans from destruction. Kinda like the poster right above me, but somewhat different. Kinda like him, I'd also take that early Earth-like moon of Saturn's, make it larger than Earth, and make it like modern Earth, minus the pollution. In fact, that's probably what humanity's gonna do, minus the Black Materia. And the part about average humans being left behind.
 

Tyler_Durden

New member
Feb 22, 2009
99
0
0
heres how it goes

im gonna use carbon nanotubes to build a space elevator line.
im going to tether this elevator to the core of the earth using a pure tungeston hook. the space elevator will work perfectly for 5 years untill a terrorist group places a rocket on the elevator as it goes up then the cord will whip. this action will tear the core out of the earth and destroy the atmosphere so for the people that didnt die with the ground being torn out from them with a solid mass of extremely hot iron and nickel they would die within 10 seconds of space exposure.

thats how the world is gonna end and it will be a cool idea for a movie