How Would You End the World?

[IceStar100]

I would travel back in time and kick the mutated frog-fish that first decided to explore land back into the ocean.

or

I would ask for a meeting with God so we could discuss putting some limits to evolution, possibly stopping at primate.

Yes at last I can throw my poo. Dang monkeies get to have all the fun.

Anyway I wake up from this dream endding this world. Only to wake in a new dream where I will wake. Doing this over and over again thinking each is the real world.

 

[banthesun]

Build a huge rocket booster and fire the entire earth off into space until we run into something or just die from being too far from the sun (or maybe too close!)

 

[Ben Legend]

I already made this type of wish. I chose to create a disease known as swine flu.

NO! you madman, do you realise what you have done? you'll kill us all!

 

[Ben Jamin]

I would take the core of the earth away so i could just watch everything
collapse on its self from my 5 star resort in space.

 

[traceur_]

VIVA NINJA REVOLUCION! VIVA! VIVA!


Yes I'd wish for the ninja revolution (and ninja skills so they don't kill me), we would kill everyone else for no apparent reason then go missile surfing to our air ship which takes us to space at which point we drop Pandora's box down to earth, we then drink Pepsi and watch the world being ravaged by pure evil and record the implosion on a high speed camera to use as a screen saver.

 

[dreadedcandiru99]

Nuke it from Orbit

Right. It's the only way to be sure. Game over, man.

 

[Mr.Something]

1. world erodes away due to seal on alchemy (golden sun)
or
2. become Orannis the Destroyer (abhorsen)

 

[US Crash Fire]

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

beautiful. what a peacefull way to go.
id have him teach me the Big bang Kamehameha and use it on the earth!

 

[RH3INLAND.]

Zombie Apocalypse.

 

[O maestre]

a super massive black hole, galaxy sized.

edit- also a swarm of plauges would be pretty badass ye olde testament style, but then again that is only the end of humanity not the world

or i would have it be like the movie armageddon except with me doing all the dangerous self sacrificial stuff, except that i live and succeed return to earth as glorious hero of all nations, nail every hot chick on the planet, and your mum, and slaying any other rival male, then nailing every hot chick again and your aunt this time around, only to have the solar system collide with another, or have the galaxy implode from my awesomeness overload. which in turn would create the super massive black hole i was talking about.

and yes all this shall be done by me while wearing a pirate costume, with a crow on my left shoulder.

ah yes regression is bliss, and immortal

 

[Goldeneye1989]

i would just kill all the other meat eaters out there and kill the world with cows farting, causing large amount of methane gas to br produced and compleatly fucking our ozone, SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU STUPID VEGANS, WE NEED PEOPLE TO KILL AND EAT COWS!

 

[Goldeneye1989]

hand a sign saying to chuck norris


"the game, you just lost it"

 

[Steeveeo]

Since everyone else is going the "Torch the face of the Earth and everyone on it," I am going to say that the end of the world will be some weird, "Awakening" type thing, where the world's populous figures out that the entirety of the current politics and economic situations are just plain retarded, and begins to change. Those who choose to change transcend to some higher reality, and those that don't end up blowing the hell out of each other until the population teeters on the edge of 0.

...Alright, I still couldn't resist the big bang ending.

 

[iwinatlife]

id build a space station with a big gravity laser and crack the the earth with the moon!

 

[Captain Blackout]

two words:


summon cthulhu

This FTW

 

[konkwastaken]

you want me to end the world? Thats great!
it starts with an Earthquake, birds and snakes and Aeroplanes, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Are the snakes on the plane or are they just part of the plan?

 

[Gruthar]

End the world? I think I would choose an accelerated Big Crunch, collapsing the Universe unto itself. The last few moments on Earth would have a hell of a view, plus it leaves the story open for a sequel.