How Would You End the World?

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I would send Chuck Norris to the Earth's core where he would eat the World from the inside out.

 

[Mardy]

Somehow make the giant badass black hole in the middle of our galaxy go active, everything shall be sucked in.

Or just inject all the stupidity of humanity into the core of the Earth, thus making it explode.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Give every Warhammer 40K player a real army, complete with nuclear weapons, nuclear artillery, armour, etc.

Fire, and death.

Else I'd just snap my fingers, and a planet-wide firestorm wipes all life from the earth. But that would bore me.

 

[LeonLethality]

i would make a disease that caused everyone to become hypersensitive and make it permanent, yes peoples immune systems killing themselves NARHARHAR

 

[Iron Criterion]

My dictatorship (that is currently located in my house lol) will spread the entire world, and those that havent been sent to the death camps will rage a war with my party and army, so it would basically be WW3 or End war

 

[Mister Ash]

I destroyed the sun: five minutes ago.

I guess I'll have to wait until morning to see how that one pans out...


I'd probably go with robots, and nukes, and a plague, and THEN crash something big into the planet and THEN use the Death Star on it.

and then set fire to it. Just to make sure.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I wouldn't have to. I'd just have to wait for the Vogons to show up.

 

[Lexodus]

Conclusive evidence showing that Jesus was gay.

 

[Everian]

Ask for the Earth's core to stop turning and solidify. Hmmmm Fun!

 

[Sneakist]

Everyone on Earth would just suddenly drop dead, so any alien race that discovers our planet in the future will have a big mystery on their hands (or tentacles, pincers, etc.)...

 

[JoshasorousRex]

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

Have you read The World Without Us? Also I would choose for the planet to burn just so I can say "Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust".

It's a interesting book. I'm 1/4 the way reading it but I had it for a pretty long time now... Probably because I'm reading other stuff

 

[Zydrate]

War. And preferably a lot of ground-troop war, with sword side-arms.

I want humanity to die with some honor.

 

[The_Prophet]

too bad it doesn't matter we're all going to die from swine flu anyways

No we're not...

I would end the Earth the way its meant to end, when our sun expands as it starts fusing helium in its core rather than hydrogen. By that stage humanity will be far far away amongst the stars somewhere so it doesn't matter that Earth has been destroyed.

Touche!

 

[GonzoGamer]

Did you ever see the anime Urotsukidoji?
That would be pretty cool, as long as I got to be the Overfiend.

 

[Hatchling]

Everyone bursting into spontaneous song and dance like a broadway musical.

 

[Inverse Skies]

Touche!

Um... thanks? Lol, I couldn't think of an appropriate way, so I took the old cop out situation, glad you liked it!

 

[Shotgunbunny]

Nuclear Firestorm.......and then I'd move to California and LARP Fallout.

 

[Xvito]

I'd blow the world up, to build an intergalatic express-way.

 

[sonicspin]

The World Ends With You

 

[SLy AsymMetrY]

The world explodes in a shower of brightly-coloured confetti when the word Surprise is uttered by a super-multidimentional supreme being who has designated Earth as a party popper for its 945678th offsprings 345623456th birthday. Humans take themselves too seriously.