How would you kill a god?

[CAPTCHA]

Hire Richard Dawkins.

 

[DreadfulSorry]

Obviously by shooting it in the neck to decapitate it.

 

[Delock]

1. Become an omnipotent voice.
2. Talk to Kratos
3. ???? (Somehow that person will betray him. He sort of a has an affinity for that.)
4. Profit
5. Do NOT betray Kratos in any way what so ever

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I would like the point out that this forum thread is self defeating.

In debating ways to kill "a God" you in turn verifly the existance of "a God" rendering it an actual being, which in turn gives it all of the things which we can assume come with "Godlyness" and therefor immortality.

Good Job.

Not entirely true. Because if the validation of a gods existence has occured we can safely assume that souls exist as well. And what is a soul? We'll basically it's a state of being but without a body, and it is a common idea that a soul without a body is a "dead" spirit.

Thus all you have to do is strap the God in question to a chair and grind his/her body down to it's constituent atoms, and then grind the body down some more until it reaches a satisfactory sub-atomic level to actually be considered "bodyless" just like a dead spirit. And when that has been done, how can we tell the "living" god apart from a "dead" spirit?

 

[TelHybrid]

I would ask God to make a rock that he himself can't move. As he is meant to be all powerful, he should be able to move it, however if it is a rock that he made for the purpose of him being unable to move it, a paradox is then created.

It could then destroy everything in existence, but would also kill God in the process.

 

[oppp7]

Put them to sleep for eternity. They won't be able to do anything and they can't die, so they are effectively out of the way.

 

[Datalord]

Unleash the snarl

 

[Misterian]

whip him hew times then nail him to a cross?

hey, it worked for the Romans with Jesus.

 

[Lullabye]

whip him hew times then nail him to a cross?

hey, it worked for the Romans with Jesus.

We'd need one hell of a cross and whip. oh, I made a funny.

But how would I personally kill a god? Well, geez, this is just another one of those questions games can answer for me.
Yeah, I like that way best.

 

[thenoticeableshadow]

with a cheesy one liner and then a shotgun to the face

 

[Revolutionary]

<img src=http://arcona.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/chuck-norris.jpg>
enough said

 

[iLikeHippos]

By stop worshiping it.

And if that doesn't work, I'd stab him/her in the eye!

Than he/she would probably become really fucking pissed and turn me into ashes with a glare.

So much for uprising...

 

[A Person]

With My Drill.

 

[Trifixion]

Option 1: Make a wager with Kratos for a case of really good wine that he can't kill the god. Problem solved, only have to pay for a case of really good wine. (This is a much better idea than trying to trick Kratos into it by lying about the god doing something rotten to his family or something, since he would eventually figure out the truth and then come after me.)

Option 2: Introduce the god to Glenn Benton. Since he is effectively Deicide, this will kill the god.

 

[mechanixis]

By laughing at him.

 

[ninja555]

Space Lasers and nukes.

 

[Duke Sjo]

I'll punch him in the face with bullets

 

[Arjen Swellengrebel]

You stole that from me, you bastard.

 

[Jumpingbean3]

use chuck norris, what else?

I'll tell you what else:

...

...

Bruce F***ing Lee


(and yes that IS Chuck Norris. Contrary to popular belief Chuck does indeed have a chin)