How would you kill a god?

[EboMan7x]

Well first I'd paint myself white and red. Then I'd probably suplex them off the top of mount olympus.

 

[SnipErlite]

With an axe.

To the face.

 

[MrGFunk]

With a spoon!

A normal, average metal spoon.

I would just hit him all year long.

"Why a spoon cousin..?"

OT: Create a religion. Write a book that states the god is dead.

 

[EgoDeusEst]

So I've been playing God of War III pretty much constantly for the past 2 days, and was wondering how, if you're mortal, you could kill a god? So Escapist, how would you kill a god?

Oh, and let's say that the god can be damaged by normal weapons, it would just take a hell of a beating to kill them.

Keep tapping the Circle button, that seems to do the trick

Hi I'm Jonas, long time GOW3 addict here... well, it came out this wednesday but you get my point.

I find it hilarious that the Gods keep insulting Kratos by calling him "mortal" and yet they're the ones that drop like flies

 

[reg42]

I would prove his existence, because proof denies faith, and without faith god is nothing.

 

[enzilewulf]

kill it in the face. (IDK)

 

[kiwi_poo]

stop people believing in them.
if people believe in something it actually exists. (I know, it sounds very wierd, but it's true) so, it should work in reverse as well

 

[SirDX]

I would slaughter every believer of the God I mean to kill - for without people to spread worship - the God will die - or be forgotten, which is just as harmful.

 

[ayuri]

i would lure him into a trap proving his ignorancce and beat him to death for his failure to see his demise.

 

[Alphavillain]

Open up a mall next to his/her temple.

Or just ask them the old "could you make a rock so heavy you could not lift it?" question.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

YOU CAN'T KILL A GOD!! GREEK MYTHOLOGY RULE 1!!! *ahem* You can't kill a Greek God.

 

[Jumpingbean3]

There is only one weapon that can kill a god .................. LOGIC!

Oh wait...

*Sigh* Never mind.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

Use said weapons mebbe??

But to meet a god would confirm it's existance, and without faith gods are nothing... so *poof* death in a big cloud of logic~

Taking something so complicated that it couldn't possibly have existed without an intelligent creator. (Some people like to take an eye as an example.)
IE, proof of the existence of God. However, God says that proof denies faith, and that without faith He is nothing.

Therefore, the existence of the eye proves that He exists, and therefore, by his own arguments, he doesn't. QED

And God promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

[cookie for the reference, suckers]

Ahh 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy', logic that defeats us all.

 

[vampirekid.13]

i would grab 24 other friends out of which 2 would be on the chubby side and could take some hits and 5 or so would be really good at band aids and just go chubby ones in first and attack him. duh.

 

[Lust]

I would throw kittens at a God, and while distracted, I'd hit him/her with a falcon punch. Most likely nothing survives something that beautiful.

 

[anthony87]

I'd do what Kratos did.

Yeah it's not imaginative but it sure as hell works.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Simple, kill all the people who believe in him. No believers, no god.

 

[alloneword]

I would like the point out that this forum thread is self defeating.

In debating ways to kill "a God" you in turn verifly the existance of "a God" rendering it an actual being, which in turn gives it all of the things which we can assume come with "Godlyness" and therefor immortality.

Good Job.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Gods might be difficult to kill. But anything can be done with enough persistance, violence and vaseline. >