How would you kill a god?

[KarumaK]

Do you really need to ask?

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[Jurassic Rob]

very simple... cross the streams!

 

[Mayonegg]

The same way I've been doing it for years: pimp slap (upside the head ideally).

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

i'd rick rolld them!

 

[wfpdk]

Chuck Norris round-house kick to the face.

 

[Emilie Diabolica]

aids.

 

[Jared]

With fire! And lots of it!

...If I was really going to kill a god it would have to be to an epic piece of music, with latin lyrics...anda railgun

 

[Srdjan]

And what happens if you kill a God who is moving force for everything?

I've rather stayed in his good side, counting that his is allpowerful and stuff

 

[Woodsey]

With some dental floss.

 

[Latinidiot]

Pandora's Box, people, Pandora's Box!

 

[ZeroDotZero]

With my super-secret weapon.

Codename: Land mine on the end of a twig.

 

[Vkmies]

I would make him chocke on Darwin dick.

 

[Wayne Insane]

WITH MY MIND!!!

 

[Firenz]

killing all it's believers.

Or in a truly subjective reality, just stop believing in it myself.

Simple but it should work!

 

[dark-amon]

I would Chuck Norris it. By that I mean I would beat it into a bloody pulp!

 

[Totenkopf]

With my blackmagic-genocide-panzer, of course.

 

[HitsWithStyxx]

Use said weapons mebbe??

But to meet a god would confirm it's existance, and without faith gods are nothing... so *poof* death in a big cloud of logic~

Oh Douglas Adams... Your logic was unfathomable, yet non-contestable.

OT: Ironically.

i.e.
Christianity's God: Poisoned Apple
Thor: Sledgehammer
Aphrodite/Eros: Raped to death Stabbed in the heart
Artemis: Bow and Arrow
Apollo: Thrown into the sun
Ares: Beaten to death with a "Make Love, Not War" (or similar) sign
Buddha: Take him to McDonald's until he suffered a coronary
Ganesha: I'd point a very proficient ivory hunter in his direction

etc.

The Buddha isn't a god and he is already dead. ANd he wasn't fat either.

Anyway: Cannot kill that which does not exist.

Oh I know Buddha wasn't a God, but if anybody is the effective deity of Buddhism, it's him. I was trying to get some God's from pretty much every religion in my list, and I thought "Why should Buddhism get special treatment?"

 

[E_nchanted]

With a chainsaw made of belt-sanders, which are, in turn, made of cheesegraters. I would slowly skin them alive, then de-muscle them, then shred their organs and bones. It would be quite brutal,and awesome to watch.

thats fucking inasanious xD

i'd just stand there, wait for the tension to get to much and say:" so... how about it?"
then put on my sun-glasses grab a grenade jump on his arm shove the fucker down its troth and do a flying eagle ^^ it'll be freaken awesome ^^

 

[shadoworc01]

You have a few options:
a) Be or become a god. Gods can probably kill other gods
b) Convince a god that said god should die, and have that god kill him/her.
c) (WARNING! AGNOSTIC ALERT!) Kill all of said gods' believers.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

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