How would you kill a god?

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rebus_forever

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TraumaHound said:
Couldn't you remove a god simply by not believing in it?

...or was that Freddy Krueger?
essentially the same principle in both cases i suspect. the catholics killed christianity by bastardising it and turning it into everything it wasnt supposed to be, the god that was christs father died with constantine (excuse spellings, the idea is intact)
 

rebus_forever

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http://www.molleindustria.org/faith-fighter

this is another good way, u can kill mohammed jesus god, even an alien.... enjoy
 

Shoggoth2588

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Why, with an arisol can of Bat-Anti-God, God killing spray of course.

If that doesn't work...I'll eat it
 

FranzTyphid

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i wouldent kill him i would tie him to a rock then send a eagle to rip out his stomach everyday
Since he's probably immortal it would grow back but it would fucking sore
 

mip0

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I would read all the bullshit mythology surrounding him (her if Goddess) until I mastered it. Then I'd present him a paradox and watch his head explode.
 

Wintermoot

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BOOMSTICK! not sawn of shot gun but a BOOMSTICK! or the experimental MIRV or say that the god thinks he is stronger than Chuck Norris to Chuck Norris
 

God's Clown

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First, I would go all thief mood, and steal Death's Scythe. Then I would use said Scythe. A god is pretty much a soul, and Death's Scythe rends soul. It should work, theoretically.
 

Lunar Shadow

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HitsWithStyxx said:
ZeLunarian said:
Use said weapons mebbe?? :p

But to meet a god would confirm it's existance, and without faith gods are nothing... so *poof* death in a big cloud of logic~
Oh Douglas Adams... Your logic was unfathomable, yet non-contestable.

OT: Ironically.

i.e.
Christianity's God: Poisoned Apple
Thor: Sledgehammer
Aphrodite/Eros: Raped to death Stabbed in the heart
Artemis: Bow and Arrow
Apollo: Thrown into the sun
Ares: Beaten to death with a "Make Love, Not War" (or similar) sign
Buddha: Take him to McDonald's until he suffered a coronary
Ganesha: I'd point a very proficient ivory hunter in his direction

etc.
The Buddha isn't a god and he is already dead. ANd he wasn't fat either.

Anyway: Cannot kill that which does not exist.
 

Wintermoot

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Laft Kranz said:
Using the Gurran Lagann and writing the god's name into a really big death note.
but what if the death note doesnt work it doesnt work on Death GOD,s so why would it work on a regualr god?
 

Laft Kranz

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henritje said:
Laft Kranz said:
Using the Gurran Lagann and writing the god's name into a really big death note.
but what if the death note doesnt work it doesnt work on Death GOD,s so why would it work on a regualr god?
Thats why its the Gurran Lagann, it can defy the laws of any universe.
 

Mr.SunShine

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making sure they drink every last drop

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hades.jpg


Sorry, for the really bad movie quote Gamers + disney = Bad Joo joo
 

Idlemessiah

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With one of these:

Logic (The Douglas Adams way).
Surface to orbit laser (Assuming the god lives on the sky).
OR if its the god as portrayed on Futurama, then a mega-size black hole will do the trick. And if it doesn't destroy it then it's another universe's problem now :)
 

Hazzaslagga

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I would show him the most douchebagish chav and the god, disgusted by his own creation, would beat himself to death with a herring