How would you kill a god?

[Unknown613]

Master sword. If it can kill the bandit king nothing can stop it.

 

[Burst6]

Ask them the age old question.

Can they create a object they can not destroy?

Then, if they dont vanish out of existence, follow up with another question

How many holes in the head does it take to kill a god?

 

[Blank Verse]

God-piercing bullets.

 

[ragestreet]

I'd find Kratos, tell him that (insert god here) stole his feta cheese, and just let him loose.

 

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

Call Kartos and tell him than G*D called him a *****!

 

[Infernai]

A lightsaber

 

[Magnikai]

Uh...I wouldn't? Its a GOD. He can unmake me because he's bored.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Flatulence.

 

[paragon1]

Nuke

 

[Sewblon]

Use said weapons mebbe??

But to meet a god would confirm it's existance, and without faith gods are nothing... so *poof* death in a big cloud of logic~

But then you would prove that black is white and we would all get run over at a zebra crossing.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

By being a spartan. Duh.

Anyhow i would find Superman (hey, were talkin' bout gods here gimme a break), ask him to give me some powers, and then kick some god ass

THIS! IS! SPARTA!
*Insert guy falling in hole here*

TBH, refuse to believe in said god.
Refusal to believe in god's existence = instant divide by zero implosion!

 

[Brockyman]

KA--- MEH----HA----MEH---HAAA!

Only downside is that it would take 5 episodes to power up...

 

[facade]

Wow... you guys are brutal, must be the God of War III talking. Personally, I'd prefer a much gentler means: god-repellent Bat Spray.

 

[facade]

Alternatively, kill a god with a with the Mega Blaster and then you can take the god's powers for yourself, Mega Man style.

 

[Eggsnham]

With my SCAR-H holographic, of course.

Yes, another CoD reference.

 

[bkeyt]

Cross the streams. And if someone asks you if YOU'RE a god, you say "yes".

 

[Allstar309]

With Karate!