How would you kill a god?
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Dare him/her to create a body for themselves and then electrocute them (as the more body you have, the longer and more powerfully the electricity would flow) like in Serial Experiments LAIN. It would also help if you yourself had the power of a god.
In Silent Hill 3, a shotgun blast to the face was pretty effective. That wasn't a full-fledged god though... it was kind of half-formed and therefore only half-godly.
I would also suggest eliminating their followers, just in case. Seems to me that only by eliminating all followers will the god become killable in the first place, and even then it would take some serious power to do the job. I've thought long and hard about this often... I wonder why?
In Silent Hill 3, a shotgun blast to the face was pretty effective. That wasn't a full-fledged god though... it was kind of half-formed and therefore only half-godly.
I would also suggest eliminating their followers, just in case. Seems to me that only by eliminating all followers will the god become killable in the first place, and even then it would take some serious power to do the job. I've thought long and hard about this often... I wonder why?
damn i was gonna say that one.Sir_Tor said:
Bruce willis's ghost then i suppose
or maybe with cheney's shotgun (i would convince him that said god was a phesant)
BAH-ZING!tthor said:
That was gloriously hilarious! Hahaha. That'll learn 'im.
I would use my bare hands. While listening to metal. Ooooooh yaaaaaaa. Take that Zeus.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
-The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.
That'd do it for me.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
-The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.
That'd do it for me.
Step 1: Ingratiate self with target god.
Step 2: Fabricate evidence that god's spouse is unfaithful. Or other unforgivable treason if you're going after Hera and it's like "duh".
Step 3: Breadcrumb trail leading towards irrefutable (fabricated) evidence. Use relationship with god to reassure him/her that their spouse would never do such a thing, certainly not with his/her best friend/sibling, and certainly not in his/her own bed.
Step 4: Orchestrate grand revelation with as many possible parties involved at once. Bonus shame points for spectators.
Step 5: Hope for as many casualties as possible in the ensuing melee. Be ready with comforting words & a concealed dagger to finish the job if your weakened target doesn't die in the battle/kill himself/exile himself.
Step 6: Slurp up god ectoplasm and declare self new Lord of Tricksters.
Step 2: Fabricate evidence that god's spouse is unfaithful. Or other unforgivable treason if you're going after Hera and it's like "duh".
Step 3: Breadcrumb trail leading towards irrefutable (fabricated) evidence. Use relationship with god to reassure him/her that their spouse would never do such a thing, certainly not with his/her best friend/sibling, and certainly not in his/her own bed.
Step 4: Orchestrate grand revelation with as many possible parties involved at once. Bonus shame points for spectators.
Step 5: Hope for as many casualties as possible in the ensuing melee. Be ready with comforting words & a concealed dagger to finish the job if your weakened target doesn't die in the battle/kill himself/exile himself.
Step 6: Slurp up god ectoplasm and declare self new Lord of Tricksters.
I'd stop believing he exists, thus robbing him of his ability to exist. There's no more surefire a way to kill a god in all the 'Verse. Gods are what we make them, after all, and if we choose to unmake them, they simply no longer exist.
Or, if I'm feeling particularly mean, I'd exercise a variation on the previous method and propagate the belief that all gods are, in fact, made of extremely brittle glass that can be shattered with the flick of a mortal man's small finger. Also, they're filled with Chunky Monkey ice cream. Fun/deliciousness will ensue.
Or, if I'm feeling particularly mean, I'd exercise a variation on the previous method and propagate the belief that all gods are, in fact, made of extremely brittle glass that can be shattered with the flick of a mortal man's small finger. Also, they're filled with Chunky Monkey ice cream. Fun/deliciousness will ensue.
