How would you kill a god?

[rokkolpo]

with a bullet between it's eyes (assuming god has a human form)

 

[Aerodynamic]

With a crowbar. Would give me a sense of accomplishment.

 

[Firia]

I'd use an giant mech. The one designed to kill GOD.

Spoiler: know what I mean?

yeah you do.
youtube=EKzqEPgPD60

 

[Indecizion]

with a giant hammer, just because it would make me feel all epic inside

 

[Naeo]

Kick them in the balls. Really, really hard.

This does not work if they're a woman. Woman gods are invulnerable because they do not have kickable testicles.

 

[Rickyvantof]

Stab it.

With a knife.

 

[Vraeyda]

...And God promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

[cookie for the reference, suckers]

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

How to kill a god?

Disbelief.

 

[InvisibleSeal]

Primarily it would depend on the god as to how I'd be able to kill them.

Alternatively I could go the Terry Pratchet way (was it hogfather or something) and just pretend they don't exist.

OR I could be cool and kill them with a simple sword :O - ie. I think killing a god with a gun is kinda cheap, I mean, they deserve a proper fight: unless they have their own projectiles, in which case bazooka or something.

 

[MetaKnight19]

With my phenomenal psychic abilities, I would make their head explode.

 

[Deacon Cole]

So I've been playing God of War III pretty much constantly for the past 2 days, and was wondering how, if you're mortal, you could kill a god? So Escapist, how would you kill a god?

Oh, and let's say that the god can be damaged by normal weapons, it would just take a hell of a beating to kill them.

I would rape his mother with a marital aid made out of dead kittens.

Normally when something like that happens to someone, they cry for help, "Oh my GOD!"

He's god.

What's he going to do?

He'll sob himself to death.

 

[asinann]

Break their hourglass.

 

[Professor Idle]

Lethal injection. I mean really, REALLY lethal injection.

 

[Howlingwolf214]

Beat it to death with a Bible.

Kill a God with pure irony.

 

[Contun]

I wouldn't. He'd one shot me...

 

[ethaninja]

Death of 1,000,000,000 cuts.

 

[The Sorrow]

Tell Fedor that the god has a secret stash of icecream.
/onlypersonontheforumwhowillactuallygetthejoke.

 

[ethaninja]

Beat it to death with a Bible.

Kill a God with pure irony.

Hehe the true term of bible bashing

 

[Vern]

?I refuse to prove that I exist,? says God, ?for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.?

??But,? says Man, ?The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn?t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don?t. QED.?

??Oh dear,? says God, ?I hadn?t thought of that,? and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

Edit: Damn, I honestly didn't think I would be beat to it.

 

[ryderawsome]

four simple words. "snorlax i choose you"