How would you kill a god?

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Zacharine

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Case 1: They require belief in their godliness to sustain themselves.

Method 1A: Convert their followers.
Method 1B: Genocide their followers.
Method 1C: Combine 1A and 1B.

Case 2: They do not require mortal belief in order to remain in existance.

Method 2A: Nuke 'em.
Method 2B: Several sniper teams.
Method 2C: Tank division
Method 2D: Bombing, artillery and missile strikes.
Method 2E: Judicious application of a railgun.
 

Phoenixlight

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Provided I could actually use it in real life, I'd use the cheytac intervention from modern warfare 2.
 

Tanto-chan

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With some kind of graphic complicated device. Or with thousands and thousands of needles to embed in their skin and then rip out all at once.
 

Optional Opinion

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With Godzilla of course!

That or nail him/her/it to a cross.

But if it's a god then my guess is I would be nothing but a scorch stain on his newly laminated kitchen before I could even wave a spork at him.
 

Souplex

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I'd shatter his spine in a suplex that rocks the foundations of reality with it's awesomeness.
 

Ekonk

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Taking something so complicated that it couldn't possibly have existed without an intelligent creator. (Some people like to take an eye as an example.)
IE, proof of the existence of God. However, God says that proof denies faith, and that without faith He is nothing.

Therefore, the existence of the eye proves that He exists, and therefore, by his own arguments, he doesn't. QED

And God promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

[cookie for the reference, suckers]
 

Nikajo

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I would destroy all of said God's followers/believers and snub out the memory of it completely. Mwahahah :-D
 

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ZeLunarian said:
Use said weapons mebbe?? :p

But to meet a god would confirm it's existance, and without faith gods are nothing... so *poof* death in a big cloud of logic~
Oh Douglas Adams... Your logic was unfathomable, yet non-contestable.

OT: Ironically.

i.e.
Christianity's God: Poisoned Apple
Thor: Sledgehammer
Aphrodite/Eros: Raped to death Stabbed in the heart
Artemis: Bow and Arrow
Apollo: Thrown into the sun
Ares: Beaten to death with a "Make Love, Not War" (or similar) sign
Buddha: Take him to McDonald's until he suffered a coronary
Ganesha: I'd point a very proficient ivory hunter in his direction

etc.
 

Mordwyl

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There's two kinds of gods: Those established by its followers (faith) and those which are by all means immortal (or both combined). In either case, remove what makes them gods and you kill their godhood.
 

A Raging Emo

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Ekonk said:
Taking something so complicated that it couldn't possibly have existed without an intelligent creator. (Some people like to take an eye as an example.)
IE, proof of the existence of God. However, God says that proof denies faith, and that without faith He is nothing.

Therefore, the existence of the eye proves that He exists, and therefore, by his own arguments, he doesn't. QED

And God promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

[cookie for the reference, suckers]
OM NOM NOM.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaaxy.
 

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PayJ567 said:
OT: By not believing in them. Ha take that god I don't believe and your dieing aren't you. hahahaha!
This basically. A god can't exist if there aren't people around to believe in it.