How would you kill a god?

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Blogg10

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Go to his wife and tell her you saw him going into Aphrodite's bedroom with a bottle of Johnson's Baby Lotion.

Walk away slowly as the realm of the gods is destroyed by her fury.
"Looks like lunch... *apply sunglasses* ... was on her."
"YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
 

Ldude893

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Quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"The Babel Fish is small, yellow and leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the universe...if you stick a Babel Fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The Speech Patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by the Babel Fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The arguement goes like this:

God:' I REFUSE TO PROOVE THAT I EXIST, for PROOF denies FAITH, and WITHOUT FAITH, I AM NOTHING.'

Man:' But the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could have not evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

God:'Oh dear...I hadn't thought of that.'

and God vanishes in a poof of logic.

Man: 'Oh, that was easy.' "
 

Christemo

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ZeLunarian said:
and without faith gods are nothing... so *poof* death in a big cloud of logic~
isnt that the useless and silly plot device from Clash of the Titans? the real greek Titans had no followers, yet they could still overpower most of the gods.
 

Ithera

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Bah, id just quit all the hassle and go for a simple solution. Right my good man, please place thine godley head upon this chopping block. There you go "CHOP"...what a pal.
 

Sh0ckFyre

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I would desecrate his holy text by any means necessary. He would become so horribly offended, then sad, then drive himself to suicide.
 

ZeLunarian

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Christemo said:
ZeLunarian said:
and without faith gods are nothing... so *poof* death in a big cloud of logic~
isnt that the useless and silly plot device from Clash of the Titans? the real greek Titans had no followers, yet they could still overpower most of the gods.
No... idea. Don't own a ps3... was a hitchhikers refferenc :p
 

SsilverR

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i wouldn't kill it .. i would place it in a void .. a realm weaved together by the very fabric of human suffering and pain that has ever been experienced since the beginning of our species .. then when the foul essence has tasted every last ounce of human suffering it will implode then dissapear forever
 

Enigmers

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Probably drive them into a clinical depression by telling them that they suck at what they do, then surprise-airstrike.
 

Mafiastyle

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Killing a god with a bunch of difference blades that contain each element on it would surely be my way of doing it. This reminds me of the category choice in the Onimusha 3. I love that game.

However the real way to do it would probably just think they don't exist since they only do with the power of belief.