How would you kill a zombie

[daribian]

i would write them a stern letter informing them they have commited acts of serious offence such as trespassing, loitering and murder, if that doesn't help shotgun blast and some heavy music to drown out me laughing.

 

[cyce3]

I would get into one a nuclear sub designed to stay away from port for several years live in there for a bit wait for zombies to die and then go back to land

 

[RavingPenguin]

I suppose once I become bored with headshots, it might be fun to pick a zombie apart from afar. You know shoot a knee out, cut his torso in half with a machine gun, blow one up bit by bit, get creative because its going to be a long appocolypse.

 

[DJ Lord Destructocon]

Ram a whole pineapple up his ass so the sheer pricklyness causes him to explode

 

[0p3rati0n]

I'd use a sniper rifle (preferably 50 cal.), A tommy (cause they own!), a Bazooka (why not?), a shotgun (it's just fun blowing off heads ;P), and a crowbar (incase I run out of bullets and going gordon freeman style is fun ) I can careless where the bullets hit them.

 

[dpw100]

Take a shotgun and blast their faces off, followed by a delimbing with a cicular saw(just for kicks and giggles)

 

[Cocal]

A) Ak-47 with 3 firing options ( Simi,burst,full)
B) Kar-98 W/ Scope
C) Crowbar.

 

[Twisted Zombie]

human shaped balloons full of acid

 

[r4ndom]

By making them watch the 'Thriller' video.

They'd be awestruck by the sweet sweet jiving of the videos many zombie dancers, and realise their relative lack of limb control, grace and synchronicity. It'd force them to do one of two things...

They would either fall back and go and work really hard on a solidly choreographed dance routine to try and impress me (which would give me ample time to go find safety, or cut my hair like Simon Cowell and get a buzzer or something), or they would realise that they can never gyrate and spin as perhaps they'd like to, lose all hope - and more crucially appetite - and commit suicide. Or is that zombiecide? It doesn't matter.



In a pinch, i'd use a pole. Something good for pokin'

About 5 feet long would do it.

 

[USA2018]

M16A4 w/ ACOG scope for the 300 meter head shots
.22LR lever action for the ones who manage to get closer than 100 meters
Taurus Judge revolver loaded with all .410 single aught buck loads for the sneaky ones who actually manage to climb up the ladder to the tower i will be inevitably shooting from
(no gun store doesn't have a good supply of .223 and .22LR)

 

[Bat Vader]

I would send a T-800 after a zombie.

 

[Datalord]

NUKED, or a M1 garand

 

[Rigs83]

I would use a fatter, slower person to distract the zombie while I ran. I am too much of a coward to kill one.

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

1.) Barrett .50-cal sniper rifle
2.) AA-12 automatic shotgun
3.) M16 assault rifle

Any questions?

 

[wwjdftw]

sniper rifle and a moving vehicle requires someone to drive slowly and you just lay in the back if its a pickup or on the roof if its a car and honk the horn/make lots of noice to get the horde following behind you then just aim for the head and pick them off one at a time as they chase the car

that would suck some serious ass if you were low on gas.

 

[Rigs83]

I'd use a sniper rifle (preferably 50 cal.), A tommy (cause they own!), a Bazooka (why not?), a shotgun (it's just fun blowing off heads ;P), and a crowbar (incase I run out of bullets and going gordon freeman style is fun ) I can careless where the bullets hit them.

Tommy's tend to jam. The Kriss is the newest gun to use the .45 caliber round and has virtually no recoil. Check out the company that makes it:
http://www.kriss-tdi.com/

 

[KaiusCormere]

So, I'd want a shotgun, grenades, and a pistol. Weapons that I could manage despite not being a big gun person, that get the job done.

Well... A grenade would suck, they work by shrapnel and the odds of getting some through a head of a zombie is slim at best, shotguns take a while to reload, and pistols are prone to lead to trigger happiness

Maybe grenades wouldn't be that great at finishing them off...hopefully it'd break open a hole for me to run through a crowd of them though.

 

[0p3rati0n]

I'd use a sniper rifle (preferably 50 cal.), A tommy (cause they own!), a Bazooka (why not?), a shotgun (it's just fun blowing off heads ;P), and a crowbar (incase I run out of bullets and going gordon freeman style is fun ) I can careless where the bullets hit them.

Tommy's tend to jam. The Kriss is the newest gun to use the .45 caliber round and has virtually no recoil. Check out the company that makes it:
http://www.kriss-tdi.com/

Hey if I want a Tommy I WANT A TOMMY! (LOL) A tommy's better than a Type 100. But the PPSH owns ever SMG there is today!

 

[Bismarck0]

Step 1. round up alot of friends.
Step 2. Round up alot of guns and ammo.
step 3. Round up some trucks
Step 4. grab a soviet battle flag.
Step 5. Grab a surplus Typhoon class sub.
Step 6. SCORCHED EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hail to Mother Russia and the USSR!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Beat his(I have never seen a female zombie) head in with a crowbar.

you havent seen zombie stripers. great movie