How would you kill everyone on a planet?
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Well, first I'd have to put them on a planet......
Then create a weather control system with the psychological profile of Angry German Kid.
Popcorn.
Then create a weather control system with the psychological profile of Angry German Kid.
Popcorn.
ok. first, id take there leaders and put them in a detention facility, then id bombard them with high rad nuke radiation 'til they simply boil away. 'then d say to the rebels, 2 months to come to me or amass an attack, individuals that would serve me would be spared, otherwise... death has a nice crop this year, nukes, planet destroyed, blah blah blah.
you're a poet, i didn't know itTundraWolf said:
anyway OT
who's that crazy cook destroying the world? it's Zork, Zork and his pals
Zorc: I'm going to destroy the world!
the blood of the innocent will flow without end, it's Zork, Zork and pals
I loved that show
I would introduce communism to the planet without an infrastructure previously set up by a successful capitalist system! MUHAHA I'm evil.
Lock them all in a huge underground bunker that is sealed by unbreakable doors that is controlled by a computer on the other side of the planet. Give them a few week's worth (say, 28 weeks) of supplies and tell them that a set of wireless controls are somewhere inside the bunker and can be used to open the door. The wireless controls contain the 16777216 (2^24) digit pass-code that can open the door, but it has to be powered at all times or else it automatically loses the pass-code. If they can escape they are free to live away from my tyrrany.
Then closely monitor the situation. Just before they are able to open the door, hit the enitre planet with a massive EM pulse. A pulse large enough to easily fry out even the largest industrial transformers imaginable. The EM pulse will destroy all electronics beyond the point of repair. Then I wait a year, then repair the computer and open up the bunker. If there are any survivers, round them all up and repeat, this time waiting 2 years after the EM pulse.
There's nothing as satisfying as giving them hope and victory just to snatch it all away at the last possible moment.
Then closely monitor the situation. Just before they are able to open the door, hit the enitre planet with a massive EM pulse. A pulse large enough to easily fry out even the largest industrial transformers imaginable. The EM pulse will destroy all electronics beyond the point of repair. Then I wait a year, then repair the computer and open up the bunker. If there are any survivers, round them all up and repeat, this time waiting 2 years after the EM pulse.
There's nothing as satisfying as giving them hope and victory just to snatch it all away at the last possible moment.
Since my first seven plans, preparations A-I, would fail and leave a nasty itch on my back side, I will go for preparation H and hopefully it will go down smooth.
I would put a giant laser beam on the moon to turn it into a death star.
But that is what you do when you are ... evil.
Seriously, that scene is the only thing I found funny from the second Austin Powers movie.
I would put a giant laser beam on the moon to turn it into a death star.
But that is what you do when you are ... evil.
Seriously, that scene is the only thing I found funny from the second Austin Powers movie.
Bring down their cities on their wee little heads!!
..Or make them watch Twilight as a requirement to live everyday. That will certainly kill most of them off eventually.
..Or make them watch Twilight as a requirement to live everyday. That will certainly kill most of them off eventually.