How would you kill everyone on a planet?

[hittite]

Orbital bombardment with shipboard Kinetic Energy missiles. All that would be left would be a ball of glass, floating in space.

 

[Abengoshis]

Repeated bombardments of foam and cardboard. Slow but effective.

 

[MetaKnight19]

I'd use that laser the Empire used to blow up Alderaan. Or to put it simply get a Death Star.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

On a hang glider and a laser...

Like this:

 

[Zapdk]

dump tons and tons of feathers on the planet, that'll make'em suffer

 

[GundamSentinel]

Meh, nothing much. A gravitonic soliton, maybe turn a star into a flamethrower by folding space-time. Maybe hypometric weapons. No wait, fold an inertia dampening field the wrong way and turn everything into tachyons. Always good for a laugh as the entire planet is wiped not only from space-time, but from causality as well. What? I'm God-Emperor right?

 

[El Poncho]

I would wait. Simple really, all you do is , well wait.

 

[Thegoodfriar]

With the Death Star, it worked on Alderran why wouldn't work elsewhere?

 

[MrDarkling]

with 5 words

 

[chstens]

I would light every flammable object on the planet on fire, then I would cover the entire world in plastic, all the people that survived the fire would now choke to death.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

2 words:

Zerg Rush.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm not entirely sure what a God Emperor is, but to answer the question I think I'd go with a good old fashioned plague. Perhaps a plague of fangirls.

 

[T-Bone24]

In a fucking explosion.

I announce, through the speakers I have placed in all major gathering places, that they have a week to make peace with each other. A day after that, I blow them the hell up. I'm evil that way.

 

[hittite]

Alternately, I'd go with the Yuuzhan-Vong approach and slam one of it's moons into it.

 

[Xeros]

I would keep them all awake until they went mad! There'd be lots of variety in their deaths, and lots of potential for some really cool deaths.

 

[TailsRodrigez]

release a "secret" memo saying where i am traveling, wait for them to gather, then let them attack, really i won't be there, but a bomb will...

 

[Simriel]

Virus.

 

[zimtheawesome]

Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.