How would you kill everyone on a planet?

[Angus565]

Zombie plague, definitely. It's much more interesting to watch than just a meteor to the Equator.

Or you could combine the two!
Zombie apocalypse so you get to watch it end mankind then clean it all up with a few earth quakes and meteors.
Besides I want to know how an army of the undead would react to meteors,earthquakes,raining fire, etc.

 

[happysock]

Death by spoons

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Order a mass genocidal massacre and show the heads to their infant grandchildren.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd just play "It's A Small World" over and over again until people killed themselves. If that doesn't work... then I'd play the High School Musical soundtrack over and over again until they killed themselves. If that doesn't work... then I'd just force everyone to watch Uwe Boll's shitty movies over and over again until they killed themselves.

 

[Viking Incognito]

With a titanic, massive, enormous lighting and storm.

 

[duchaked]

battle royale! at least that'd be entertaining to some degree

 

[hudsonzero]

simple a angry monkey and a bowl of daffodils

 

[The Sorrow]

Airborne plague.
Extremely infectious, but symptoms don't show up for months.

 

[orangebandguy]

Hurl another planet at it, in a game of planetary snooker.

 

[nicholaxxx]

with the death note, then I shall become *dramatic pause* the GOD OF THE NEW WORLD! *dramatic pose*

 

[TehWarsmith]

Virus bombs. We stand united, or we do not stand at all.

 

[Danny Ocean]

You are the God Emperor of the universe. Some rebels are causing some problems, so how would you end their lives on the miserable little useless planet?

/timebomb @all

 

[nicholaxxx]

with the death note, then I shall become *dramatic pause* the GOD OF THE NEW WORLD! *dramatic pose*

then will you take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!!!????

while I solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left no less!

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

suing 172 three tonne iron-projectiles accelerated to 0.92 c, strewn casually.

 

[Trotgar]

I would poison their asses. Y'know, with poisonous gases.

Ahh, a Flight of the Conchords reference.

OT: I'd descend to some interesting cities and start shooting fireballs etc. everywhere.

And after that a nice, refreshing zombie apocalypse.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Use a giant mecha-steven seagal to backhand the world into the sun!

 

[funguy2121]

Ask Dick Cheney.

 

[Strategia]