How would you kill everyone on a planet?
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i would start off with a pebble and cover it with superglue then roll it around the world until it has stuck to all of them
I'd give them all the personality of Rush Limbaugh, with the face of Carrot Top and the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger pre-decline. Then I'd give them each their own random terrible (and conflicting) ideas, news networks and access to assorted weaponry. After that, I'd sit back and watch.
With a large Army, Navy and Air Force conquest. I'd pick a place to start and slowly work my way around the globe. killing anything that moves. Men, women, children, pets, animals, However, wherever I (and army) go a small force stays behind to ensure no survivors are simply and continuously running from me.
I would reverse the north and south poles of the planet and watch with glee as the planet slowly tore itself into pieces.
Or I would just use my godly powers to turn each and every one of them into clones of Keanu Reeves and Christian Bale.
Or I would just use my godly powers to turn each and every one of them into clones of Keanu Reeves and Christian Bale.
Go down to the planet and introduce heroin. Offer it for free, and force feed it to those who refuse. In monitored doses, so no one can OD.
Release no secrets on its damaging effects or how to make it, and then, once everyone is ridiculously doped up and addicted to heroin, suddenly remove it, without warning.
Many would die in the withdrawals, more would kill themselves, the remaining would kill off eachother, and for the few left, I would give them back thier heroin, except now, enough to where they all OD.
Release no secrets on its damaging effects or how to make it, and then, once everyone is ridiculously doped up and addicted to heroin, suddenly remove it, without warning.
Many would die in the withdrawals, more would kill themselves, the remaining would kill off eachother, and for the few left, I would give them back thier heroin, except now, enough to where they all OD.
I'd take a census of every being on the planet, shooting anyone who refused to answer my questions.
And I'd take the census with a deathnote.
And I'd take the census with a deathnote.
Well, since my Army would consist of man-eating cakes, Flying Piranha that dispense explosive lemons, laser shooting space cows, all lead under the wisdom of Mr. Loo, my prized Top Hat wearing Goomba, these little pests would prove to be little more trouble than swatting a fly. Bad example, as little trouble as finding the ground i'm standing on. :3
