How would you kill everyone on a planet?

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RN7

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Depending on how technologically advanced (Human to Omnipotent) my nation is, I can think of multiple ways.

1. The hypothetical Gravity Claw. Basically It bends and condenses gravity around the projectile and when said projectile reaches enough speed, it punches a hole through spacetime, creating a black hole. The black hole would then suck in their planet, and end their lives by ripping them atom from atom (assuming there is no "exit wound" from the residual effects, creating a sort of "white hole" piecing their atoms back together, as if they had simply teleported from one hole to the next.)

2. The Core Drill- Simplistic. A large drill that burrows through the crust and part of the mantle to fire a large missle directly into the core of the planet, causing the planet to burst like a swollen balloon.

3. Atmospheric Converter- Also fairly simplistic. Small nanobots devour the atmosphere of the rebel's planet and convert into something that either A. They cannot breathe causing the inhabitants to swiftly die out from global suffocation (lets say Carbon Monoxide for arguement's sake) Or B. Cannot form a proper Ozone Layer (Ethanol? possibly) and the inhabitants would be cooked by the cosmic rays.

4. Giant Robot- ...Duh

5. Ray Sphere :)p)- Like the Ray Sphere from Infamous, only it has a greatly increased range, does not absorb the bioelectrical energy into a human host and becomes a gigantic, global EMP, sending the survivors back to the stone age.

6. Modified Virus - Possibly something common like the flu, or common cold, or HIV. The disease would spread normally, but the inflicted would first lose certain of mental function,namely ones dealing with free will and restraint, rendering them mindless killing machines. The infected would then gain superhuman strength, endurance, speed, dexterity, coordination and balance and intelligence (To an extent, in terms of hunting). They would also have an increased healing factor, and toughened skin. They would show no signs of having the disease, albiet paler skin and slight darkening of the eyes. The disease could be spread through contact with bodily fluid from infected, or through contact with infected themselves, though with a lower chance of contraction from this method.

7. The Metallic Mindfuck - Large stations would be set up to house those captured by the Seekers. They would be placed in pods and subjected to the worst and most disturbing videos on the internet (Along with a steady supply of pyschoactives). Their brains would be crushed, and molded into that of beasts, released into the world after being injected in with multiple genetic enhancers and sent to lay waste on anything in their path.

That'll teach them to mess with my benevolent society! Hah!










I have issues...
 

Indecizion

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id have to go with removing most of the power supplies and the ozone layer, then watch as they kill each other over whats left of the fules while they slowly cook to death/suffocate/starve when everything else dies from the global warming effect :D
 

OmegaCheese

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rokkolpo said:
i'd throw a rock, very casually. i.e. a meteor.

question:what does i.e. literally mean?
In example

I'd raise my status to Prime Minister, then feed everyone cake that has undetectable poison
 

userwhoquitthesite

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TheNamlessGuy said:
[sub]The God-emperor? What?[/sub]

It's actually a slick position: you rule by your own divine right

i'd set them all at war with each other and watch them slowly kill each other off
 

Sewblon

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For a quick death, just snap my fingers and make the planet disappear. For a slow death, a pandemic that makes everyone sing Weird Al songs until they die.
 

Vorpals

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1. Poison their food supply with a drug that makes them go psychotic and paranoid and unable to control themselves at different times depending on the person consuming it. Give every citizen access to some form of weaponry after the drug has spread enough.

2. Drop countless bombs of laughing gas that make them laugh so much they suffocate to death.

3. Lock the whole population in an underground bunker, infect 10 of them with an sexually transmitted disease that is fatal after a month of incubation. Release tons of hormones into the bunker in various forms (water, food, air) that make these people become horny. After a year, I would open up the bunker and pump massive amounts of carbon dioxide in to suffocate the survivors.


I was bored.
 

firedfns13

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Develop a zombie virus. Unleash it apon the world! BWHAHHAAHAHA
Then I would cauterize the infection with my giant orbital Ion Cannons!
 

mega48man

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i got a couple but i don't know which one's better

-OPTION A: metalacolypse style, set up the best heavy metal concert ever and kill them with it. as their distracted by the awesome chosen few i've decided to spare (ozzy, rob halford, lemmy kilmister, the whole iron maiden band, etc.) they would be dying by, oooooh say, army of orcs wearing leather and spikes, lighting, bombers being flown by pig people wearing suits, Mustakrakish, etc. it would be beautifully brutal.

-OPTION B: "oh no! someone please help us!!!" ('permission to fire lord vader' *you may fire when ready*) weeeeeeeeeEEEbadaDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!! ALDARAN CHUNKS EVERYWHERE!!!!

-OPTION C, AND DON'T ANYONE GET OFFENDED BY THIS ONE: i'd go down the planet, and tell a nation i was their true god. then i put on a fancy wig and go down to another nation and tell them i'm their true god. i'd do that a couple more times with a different costume each time (including an ozzy osbourne costume), then watch the two nations destroy each other, just like earth has been doing for around 2000 years. (the ozzy osbourne religion/nation would sooooo win)
 

DarkPanda XIII

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Use a Gravity cannon to drag the Moon to smack into the earth...

...that or clone a mighty Panda army..

...Rawr...
 

TheNumber1Zero

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I would infect the Water as well as Salt and Sugar, seeing as you can find one of the two in pretty much anything.

If poisoning things doesn't work, I can always grab a blunt object, such as a guitar or metal pole, and manually begin massive genocide or something.
 

WolfLordAndy

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Remove all the health and safety labels off everything. Then enslave the few that remain to be higher trained slaves to use machines and shiz. (Unlike untrained slaves who'd jsut be there for breaking big rocks into little rocks)