How would you kill everyone on a planet?

[Rachet922]

well, first off I'd torment the world slowly.

first off kill electricity will a global E.M.P. (first year)

infect the soil with a good amount of polonium-210 once the radioactive materal is in the water and food supplys things will start dying. (second year)

finally for the final survivors gather them all together and promise the the last 5 men and women standing will be able to live and repopulate the world. (fifth year)

 

[SMILEYkyle21]

from the sea would rise my army of tiny ravenous turtles. we will see how long their rebellion lasts mwhahaha. on nom nom nom!!!

 

[psychowatcher]

Since you asked it would be a choice between zombie apocalypse and a slow death by radiation poisoning. Kind of like that one part in The Stand...

 

[ResiEvalJohn]

It's wierd how this forum has so many sick and creative ideas compared to any other forum, lol.

For the record, I would just make them all have sex with each other. A giant orgy! Interrupted by an interplanetary explosion, which causes the planet to explode in a matter of seconds. They would all die almost instantly, so they don't suffer too much and they also get to have some fun before they die as well! No virgins left behind.

I would also have something good to watch, being a bored and horny god of the universe.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I wouldn't, because it would involve killing small children and I couldn't do that. It would also involve killing hot chicks and that would just be stupid.

 

[Fox1789]

i would create a new race of animal kinda like in hell boy 2 the tooth fairies and have them eat everyone!!

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[Ashhearth]

Hm... my plan is far too complex to revealed in a simple forum but it definitely involves bunnies lots of bunnies and acid.

 

[Hansonite]

I would raise an army of platypus' and they will be my minions of evil.

 

[SliverBlade]

Go down myself and personally hunt down every last rebel. With an AIDS chainsaw.

 

[ucciolord1]

I... wouldn't....
But if I would, then.......
Organize fake centralized government to oppose resistance, consisting entirely of the resistance's family members, have them destroy each other, then reveal my involvement at the last second. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ok, it's not that good of a plan, but I'm a Liberal...

 

[Callisto49]

With a Death Note.

 

[FutureHousedad]

Obviously I would order my minature clone to fire the giant "laser" at the moon. Of course I would most likely be foiled by a British secret agent with bad teeth.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Make them walk off a cliff, lemmings style. Once the hole is full up and the people plunging to there doom aren't so much plunging as they are falling 4 feet onto a very bothered individual, find another cliff.

 

[L337 Renegade]

Make them listen to Major LAzer All day

 

[mechanixis]

I would sit back patiently and use TIME, the gentleman's weapon.

 

[FalloutJack]

With my giant killer death machines, of course.

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

Old Age.


Or failing that my army of evil mutant catboys.

 

[Joethelama]

Make a giant pit have a kinfe in the center of tha pit and have every fight out to the death the winner get 2 cents and monopoly.

 

[SpireOfFire]

incessant nuclear bombardment. then break out the death squads and death camps to mop up the survivors. when all survivors are slain and me and my task force are the only living things on the planet, i watch them all commit suicide at the end of which i will be the only person left on this earth and there will be NO MORE TRAFFIC, NO MORE LINES, NO MORE WAITING FOR SHIT!!!

and i live happily ever after.

 

[senorcromas]

oh, that's easy. I'd make them listen to Katamari on the Rocks over and over until their brains implode from all the catchy lyrics.