How would you kill everyone on a planet?

[aruseusx]

Cue Anaal Nathrakh

 

[chinese_democracy]

Twilight marathon. I cant think of any worse way to die.

 

[MichaelAB]

I would make that the central Department of Motor Vehicles of the universe then appoint a committee to run it. That should achieve 3 things.

1) It would immediately render them unable to reach any conclusions or decisions.
2) They would become so hated that no one would ally with them.
3) It would slowly grind away their will to live until death seems a sweet release.

 

[The Mick]

Increasing the gravity of the planet somehow to crush every living thing on the planet.

 

[Brockyman]

KAAAA---MAAAHHH---HAAAA- MAAAA--- HAAA!!

 

[CNKFan]

If I were god-emperor why would I want to kill everyone on Earth? Shouldn't I be killing off the Orcs, Necrons, Eldar, and Heritics?

 

[magnuslion]

I would kick them all in the nuts to death.

 

[Vanquisher2000]

Thousands of invisible sam fishers to slowly kill everyone, but starting with people in the fashion industry. Using bagpipes.

 

[blank0000]

with a smile

 

[Elburzito]

I would breed a huge amount of kitties. Grow their claws to a sizeable length and set them loose onto the world!!!
Diabolical!

 

[dwoo21]

Make all of them play Tron until their eyes bled, proceeding that I would set a zombie horde into their town...but in the end the zombies win because they are all clones of Yahtzee...and they have laser cannons on their heads with auto targeting devices set on the citizens DNA I forced them to give me after the rebellion of '93.

 

[Sketchy]

Individually execute them with a shotgun point-blank to the face. I'll do it myself. It may take a while, but it'd be satisfying.

 

[TundraWolf]

I would poison their asses. Y'know, with poisonous gases.

with traces of lead

Binary solo!

0101000100111001001110001001010001

 

[dukethepcdr]

I would send a huge asteroid hurtling toward their planet. I'd nudge it out of it's orbit by putting jets on it that ignited in the right angles and at the right times to put it on a path towards where their planet would be when my asteroid got there. I'd pick such a hugh asteroid that they'd not be able to blow it up or push it out of line. I'd send a squadron of fighters along with it to make sure no one tried to land on it and mess it's trajectory up. When that asteroid hit their planet, it would wipe them all out but not be big enough to destroy the whole planet. Then when the dust settled, I could terraform it and populate it with the people loyal to my rule. Or if it is really rich in minerals, just mine the heck out of it until all the minerals are extracted. Then maybe put prisoners on it as a prison planet and leave it in a wrecked conditon

 

[Me55enger]

Spend 3 years applying the largest speakers available to all points of civilization.

then play nothing but Coldplay's "rush of blood to the Head" Album. Loud

Tests show it'll take about 4 listens through before they start laying down and dying.

 

[Silk_Sk]

I'd take one person to an uninhabited planet and kill them.

EDIT: with fire.

 

[Zeramo]

I'd take the the cruel, imaginative way and would let my henchmen tear out their hearts with a spoon.
Why? because it's blunt and probably pretty painful and that's what you get for messiing with the Emperor

 

[MinionStarwind]

Enough said.

 

[rs2000]

You are the God Emperor of the universe. Some rebels are causing some problems, so how would you end their lives on the miserable little useless planet?

So does this mean that i am a omnipresent force or an actual person?

 

[Woem]

i'd throw a rock, very casually. i.e. a meteor.

question:what does i.e. literally mean?

i.e. is an abbreviation of the latin "id est", which is translated as "that is". You probably want to use e.g. ("exempli gratia", "for example").