How would you kill everyone on a planet?

[Guitarmasterx7]

I definitely wouldn't do it all at once or in the same way. Variety=entertainment, my friends.

 

[Kenny Kondom]

Slowly... With an Oversized Cheese Grater...

 

[heyheysg]

Go to each corner of the galaxy rounding up Aliens who look just like Michangelo's angels and dress them up with lights.

Send a 'heavenly host' down, the angels will 'perform' miracles with techomagic, then ask the citizens to break each and every one of their Moral Laws one by one for a chance at Heaven.

Then after the prank, reveal the truth and leave them be.

Repeat after 50 years, because the human race has damn short memories.

 

[phanatic314]

I would poison their asses. Y'know, with poisonous gases.

with traces of lead

affirmative, i poked one it was dead.

 

[Kevvers]

Old age

 

[Dopi]

Hmm... I'd first make a tunnel down to the core of the Earth, then insert some red matter to make a black hole. Myself; I'd be on a safe distance on a spaceship with people that doesn't annoy me.

 

[Lord Benny]

Cobalt Bombs in abundance. Grand abundance. And then, I'd get to see if there's any truth in radioactive apocalypse mutating the shit out of people, or if everything just dies. It shall be a big step for science, and a jolly good fun for Lord Emperor Benny.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

*insert Death Star here*

that would be my way ^^

 

[Satin6T]

allow it to continue on its path it's on now
or let everyone die a very piraty death and eliminate all vitamin C

 

[Woem]

Like Children of Men, but without the pregnant woman.

 

[Rahnzan]

Why are all of the top viewed threads about death every time I access this sight at 7 in the morning?

Simple. Shuttle a meteor from the local planet sized meteor belt and drop it on the planet.

 

[Cavmatrix]

trick them into thinking that they arent real and watch them stand aroung all day.

 

[Bobsonnn]

Remove everyone's sexual organs.

Watch them despair as the species dies out.

 

[EnzoHonda]

First, I'd get all the children's toys to contain high levels of lead, thus poisoning the future generation. Second, I'd start one or two meaningless and drawn-out wars in order to sow discontent and further weed out the population. Finally, I'd allow them to slowly raise the average temperature of the Earth, likely causing irreparable damage and further dooming the human race.

 

[Ben Jamin]

Maybe remove the center of the earth. You know, so that it collapses on itself. And all the bitches will die.

 

[BIGB0SS]

easy with a Nuke atack

 

[MMMowman]

Put the planet in a box then send that box to myself and when I get it... I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Use Forerunner artifacts/

 

[willsham45]

secure the planet no one/thing leaves then move the planet closer and closer to the nearest star slowly slowly boiling the planet