how would you kill master chief?

[Kushin]

Unleash Samus Aran on him.

I think you'll find that THAT possibility has already been examined. See Below.


Personally though, I'd go for the irony. Heart Attack after Cortana and him do the virtual horizontal mambo?

Impaling on a spartan laser fired by some grunt?

Or the metaphysical option, send him back in time with a DeLorean and let him live himself to death?

 

[US Crash Fire]

quitley, while he was asleep. then i would haul ass out of there before his ghost killed me

 

[MCDeltaT]

use one of the many katanas littering the online gameplay, no-one else uses them.

 

[EgoDeusEst]

Pull out the XBox power plug.

 

[T-Bone24]

I'd take his helmet off.

I like this, and dub this one the most intelligent method so far.

His face would bubble from the oxygen. That suit must be stankin' by the end of Halo 3.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Put the difficulty on Legendary and let my girlfriend play.

 

[awsome117]

You kill him with fire.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Bullets always work.

 

[FluffX]

Melee attack to the spine.

Weaksuace weakness is weeaaksaauuce.

 

[Buschmaki]

I would become his friend then just when he trusts me i would destroy everything he loves causing him to fling himself off a cliff. or i would get that master chief to kill another master chief cause having master chief as a friend would be bitchin' or show him the power of my fully functioning death star!!!!

 

[Zacharine]

For those who wish to use a titan to off Master Chief... One word.

Spoiler: EXTERMINATUS!

I dare him to dodge that or simply shrug it off with his shield. Or try to ride it out on an underground bunker, Exterminatus weaponry is designed to kill everything down on the planet and then make it inhabitable, if not outright crackin it in half...

 

[Kukakkau]

Stop buying his games - I'm sure he'd die from that

 

[biggles1]

Unleash the power of the 300 Spartans upon him.

 

[IncindiaryPickle]

set chuck norris on him

This is the ONLY way to kill him.

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

call in the wretches from gears of war to eat him like they did b carmine......

then call in samus to him own him with her beam cannon thing for ripping her off.....


and then call in chuck norris to finish him off......


and then have all of the above to tea bag him.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Get my Batman coustume and go all 'Dark Knight' on him.

 

[sneak_copter]

I'd slowly and torturously destroy his every emotional hope. I'd taunt him constantly with aspirations of freedom and slowly, slowly pick apart his personality till there was nothing left but a cold, heartless shell.

Or, you know, I could just talk to Bungie's writers.

 

[titanium turtle]

gas him when he's asleep then shoot him in the back of the head
or just shoot him in the back of the head
sniper shot from miles away

 

[similar.squirrel]

Unleash Samus Aran on him.

I think you'll find that THAT possibility has already been examined. See Below.


Personally though, I'd go for the irony. Heart Attack after Cortana and him do the virtual horizontal mambo?

Impaling on a spartan laser fired by some grunt?

Or the metaphysical option, send him back in time with a DeLorean and let him live himself to death?

It sort of makes me wish Halo would get a Metroid: Other M clone.

 

[titanium turtle]

Spawn camp with the missle launcher.

But the Titan Ideas i have been reading are very tempting

Two words: Plague Marines.

Screw them Oblitorators would vaporise him then chainsaw the few particles left

total badass