how would you kill master chief?
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jeez its not that hard to kill a spartan but a fun way to do it is become really rich buy a bomb from nkorea or black market attach c4 to the bomb and then play the waiting game and when he walks near it boom hes dead there you go and TPIZLE all you need is one grunt with a stickey with good aim and hit ms when he aint looking grunt throws it and then he dies
I really don't get the religious reverence people have for master chief, but if pressed I would use an accuracy international AS50 and load it with SLAP ammunition. LOOK IT UP!
Tie him to a thousand oil drums, deoderant cans, mines, propane, c4 plastic explosive and a lot of nukes
Then fire a round from The Junon canon
Now if he's not dead from that then he deserves to live. Then maybe all the Halo threads will stop
Then fire a round from The Junon canon
I suppose if I had to kill him I'd knock him out first, probably with a gravity plate like the Innies in Ghost of Onyx used (they created a 10g environment which caused his Mjolnir armor to increase internal pressure to save his life but the sudden pressure change caused him to black out). Then I'd shoot him with the biggest available gun until he's nothing more than a mush of blood, titanium, and hydrostatic gel.
