How would you like your funeral?

[SomethingUnrelated]

I actually would like to have a party. You know, one to celebrate my life. Not to celebrate the fact that i'm dead.

 

[Hertzey]

Here is mine. First my coffin will be closed. Then while every one is sad and mourning me the lights go out, a strobe light and techno turns on, and I come down from the ceiling attached to wires like a marionette and dance.

That is exactly what my husband wants! Only with acid.

I want a roast, both the comedy central kind and the viking cremation.

 

[tobi the good boy]

i want them to tie a nuke to my coffin and drop me ontop of the most notorious evil dictator at the time period

 

[ae86gamer]

There was a thread like this a while back. I'll give the same answer.

I wanna be put in a gold and diamond encrusted casket, then I wanna be shot into orbit around the earth.

 

[UglyCasanova]

I'd like to have the song In the Morning of the Magicians by The Flaming Lips on a continuous loop for the duration of the usual festivities.

 

[Shoadowguard100]

I would like my ashes to be shot out of a cannon with fireworks going off and in the background Never Enough by Dream Theater playing.

 

[Riccan]

I'd love to have a viking funeral with "Valhalla Awaits Me" being played.

 

[bcponpcp27]

It's not lavish or anything, just one massive prank. After a pretty standard funeral, the priest comes up and talks about "god's plan" and other bs. Then my body slowly rises out of the coffin, points it's finger at the priest, and says "To Hell with you, for are DAMNED" in a really creepy voice. There is a burst of fire at the feet of the priest, and he drops away into nothingness. Then all the doors lock, and my corpse starts laughing as everyone struggles to escape. A fire starts in my coffin as I laugh at the fear struck into everyone.

Then the priest walks in from a secret door, tells everyone they were just had, and then the puppeteer comes down from his hidden stage and takes a bow with the priest.

 

[crape]

i want this really big celebration to go on! like blaring my favorite music and i wanna rig my coffin so that when some crying relative steps near it i spring up in my coffin with a thumbs up an my mouth to move and my voice recording to say "CHEER UP!" then after all is said and done i'll be stuffed and each one of my kids must keep me sitting in a rockin chiar in their home for a year! oh, but i digress... so my celebration will consist of thousands and thousands of clowns and mimes(btw i hate clowns but i'm dead so who cares) and every clown will honk it's nose every 5 mins on the dot! also the umm preachy guy sayin nice lies about me being a good person will start stripping and be a chip an dale.. B T DUBBS! open bar =D sounds perfect

 

[lightntangy]

either shot from a cannon into my grave, while wearing a mickey mouse costume or dropped from outter space

 

[DANGERECTION]

I don't want one. Put me in a coffee can and save the money.

 

[Iskenator67]

C4. 'nuff said.

 

[Chester41585]

I would like to be buried in a pyramid. At odd times, I would like some cliche` actiony-music to play to a Michael Bay-inspired pyrotechnics show.
Yeah, I'd like Universal Studios to design my funeral.

 

[Blanks]

My funeral would probably be when I'm still alive and millions upon millions of nukes rain from the sky
If i die, your all coming with me

 

[JoshGod]

i would like my cakset to explode in the middle of the priests speech!!
take that u religous **** im taking u with me heaven boy.
wheres ur god now.

..well there certainly is need for ignorance in this thread.

Soo, No Flaming

oh yes there is
*takes flaming sword out of its sheath*
lol

 

[creepy_rabbit]

i'd like 2 go the same way my goldfish did, down the toilet
oh and i'd rather not get incinerated