How would you like your funeral?
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Ummh akward thread, I literally just got home from a good friends funeral.
Anyways, I would have a ska band there instead of piano music. Oh, and I'd have a wake (loads of alcohol, i.e. party,) not a drury shitty time.
Lastly it would be sunny outside. (It was raining at the gravesite today.) And have some of my pilot buddies do a flyover.
Then a lone aerobatic pilot throw in a few aileron rolls for old time sake.
Anyways, I would have a ska band there instead of piano music. Oh, and I'd have a wake (loads of alcohol, i.e. party,) not a drury shitty time.
Lastly it would be sunny outside. (It was raining at the gravesite today.) And have some of my pilot buddies do a flyover.
Then a lone aerobatic pilot throw in a few aileron rolls for old time sake.
A funeral in which I invite all of my enemies shortly before dying from a "terminal illness," only to pop out of the coffin alive and armed so that I may destroy all who oppose me.
*Sigh* Oh, to be cast "flagrante" in bronze and placed somewhere where the natives still practice fertility rites...like Cancun...
Everyone would come. It would be set up in a park or somewhere really picturesque. I would have a giant screen set up, with one of those computer projectors showing a slideshow of pictures of me and birds and such, with Celtic, blues and bagpipe music playing.
Then, at the very end of the playlist it would switch and end with this. A song of hope, a song of dreams, a song that reaches to the bottom of your soul and proclaims:
Then, at the very end of the playlist it would switch and end with this. A song of hope, a song of dreams, a song that reaches to the bottom of your soul and proclaims:
HERE WE ARE...BORN TO BE KINGS WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!
That way, everyone wouldn't be bummed about it, and tell them that even though I'm gone, I'll live forever through them.
That way, everyone wouldn't be bummed about it, and tell them that even though I'm gone, I'll live forever through them.
"How do, you want to be remembered? And how do, you feel about my plans for..."
Mine's gonna be inside a helicopter, hovering over a volcano. Instead of lowering me into the ground, the coffin containing whatever's left of me after the NHS're done with it is gonna get kicked down into it. A kind of express delivery to hell, if you think so. Music'd be provided live by Dave Gibb. The song? The Funeral Planner, of course.
"..And you say that when you get stuck, no one's gonna read your headstone..."
Mine's gonna be inside a helicopter, hovering over a volcano. Instead of lowering me into the ground, the coffin containing whatever's left of me after the NHS're done with it is gonna get kicked down into it. A kind of express delivery to hell, if you think so. Music'd be provided live by Dave Gibb. The song? The Funeral Planner, of course.
"..And you say that when you get stuck, no one's gonna read your headstone..."
I want a few sad songs played first, "let it be" "chop suey" then "tonight, tonight" (Panic at the Disco version, but in studio. Yes I have enough money to pay them to do this). Then half way though all the sad speeches, the casket would fly open, my body will sit straight up, and it'll mouth "Gotcha".
Chocolate Cake, Celebrate by Kool & The Gang and Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be by AC/DC, a ska band and free tequila shots at the wake.
mine would be a typical funeral, but then at the end i jump out and go "you just got punk'd!" and then take a poison capsule
Everyone completely naked, and with a bulldog in a clown suit as the priest.
Then this is played and everyone says amen.
Awesome.
Then this is played and everyone says amen.
Awesome.
"I'll have a medieval funeral"
"What's different about a Medieval funeral, then?"
"You have it when you're 24"
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"What's different about a Medieval funeral, then?"
"You have it when you're 24"
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